Showing posts with label politicos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label politicos. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Harriet Harman - Ignorant or Dishonest

Fnar fnar


Former Minister for women, and a woman’s right to crash her car while talking on a mobile, Harriet Harman has always epitomised, for me anyway, everything that is wrong with modern politicians. Out of touch with the nation, dishonest, arrogant, bigoted, totalitarian, self obsessed, money grubbing, completely useless and thoroughly corrupt.

From this article we discover that the lovely Harriet just didn't see any potential problems in allowing new style high stakes slot machines all over the country

From the article :- She said: “If we had known then what we know now we wouldn’t have allowed this, because it’s not just ruining the high street it’s ruining people’s lives.”

Well dear the only people who don't seem to have seen this coming were the scum in Westminster, the bookies who stood to make billions from it and idiots who are addicted to gambling.

If the truth is that you really didn't see what was patently obvious to almost everyone you are unfit to hold any post in government so best you stand down now.

The thing is Harriet isn't actually that ignorant, she and the rest of the 600 and odd elected scrotes knew damn well what would happen and just didn't give a stuff, back handers, party donations and future tax revenue were enough to dowse any tiny spark of decency that may have stayed their hand.

So in this case it isn't Hatties ignorance that is on display here it is her arrogance and complete dishonesty again. Of course dishonesty and fiddling is a family business for Miss Harbottle and the sad excuse of a man she calls her husband. The only surprise here is that Little Miss Misandry hasn't found a way to blame us blokes for this oh so foreseeable problem.









Wednesday, March 14, 2012

All Your Shires Are Belong To US

Over in Washington the Cameroid and the Bamalama have been patting each other on the back and bigging up the "special" relationship between the UK and the good ol' US of A. Meanwhile we see another fine example of what that special relationship means to us in the UK.

As Mr. O'Dwyer points out Copyright Infringement isn't a criminal offence in the UK, it's a civil matter here. Funny how this relationship works, I don't remember our good friends in the US being very helpful when we were trying to extradite IRA terrorists from the US a few years ago. Sometimes it took years sometimes they refused completely.

Still I'm sure the nice, warm, loving people that run the Hollywood studios will be able to sleep a little easier when this evil criminal mastermind is behind bars. After all what is one boys life compared to a little more profit. These Hollywood people are such nice folks and not at all the rapacious thugs that go around bullying people as some folks claim.

While we are over in the USA it's interesting to note that the BBC can find room on it's news page for this story of evil miss-doings (maybe) against a gay person. (I know there is a lord of the rings pun in there somewhere). Strangely they can't find room for this which some would say is a more important story.

Unfortunately for we British it's not only the septics who can have us arrested and extradited anytime they like. Our oh so dear friends in that Europe can do it too. I have to say this looks even scarier than what the yanks are up to. Anna has now added this VERY interesting update here.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Words of Mass Deception

Here we go again. WMDs ready to launch in 45 minutes anyone?

Not giving us a cast iron guarantee on this one Dave?

Just sod off you overprivileged toffee nosed twat, aren't there any more retired police nags that need a good ride out?

You are a proven liar and about as trustworthy as Blair and Brown. Isn't 400 British soldiers dead in Afghanistan enough for you? Your WMDs (words of mass deception) are far more dangerous to Britain than Iran's.

You keep banging on about how skint we are, how can we afford another war? The problem is we don't control our armed forces anymore, Van Rumpeypumpy has more control of our army than you do Dave. Just do one you unspeakable little Quisling

War on terror my arse.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Donald the Fig Tree

I see that fearless champion of the British Taxpayer John Bercow has come out fighting on our behalf. Mr. Bercow is a politician and a particularly nasty, slimy one at that so we at DRex decided not to take his words at face value and looked deeper. In our never ending struggle to bring you the truth we decided to get the real skinny from one of the fig trees in question. After much persuasion we prevailed on Donald the Fig Tree (DtFT) to give us a brief interview :-

DRex - So Donald Mr Bercow thinks you are a waste of money

DtFT - I kinda resent that, £30,000 for 12 trees works out at only £2,500 each per year. Believe me you stand around here for very long, like us, and you will see so much waste 30 grand is less than a drop in the ocean.

DRex - But £2,500 is a lot of money it's even more than David Cameroon claims on expenses each week for having his face polished.

DtFT - Listen mate those blinds over there, electric they are £2 million they cost. They spent £110,000 on flowers in the last 3 years. You lot subsidise the bars and food for the troughers you call the political elite to the tune of £5.8 million a year. This building was supposed to cost £165 Million but ended up costing £235 million and you are moaning about a few thousand for trees.

DRex - Rubbish if it has been that expensive there would have been an outcry, an enquiry.

DtFT - Course there was and the report was finished in 2000, they just never published it.

DRex - I think you are making this up Donald I have read the BBC News report on what that nice Mr. Bercow is saying and it mentions nothing of this.

DtFT - No Shit Sherlock, you ever hear of a politician being honest?. We are being made scapegoats. Besides rumour has it the MPs wanted rid of us anyway to make room for their new gold plate sedan chairs, can't have them and their hangers on walking about the place like normal people can we?

DRex - Anyway Don me old mate looks like you are gonna be out of here soon. Will you miss the place.

DtFT - Don't be stupid we can't wait to get out of here.There used to be 30 of us. You see that empty space over there? My mate Mike used to be there then one day that Harman thing got too close to him and all his leaves fell off and his trunk drooped. There was no saving him, he's just wood chips on someones herbaceous border now. Similar happened to Georgina, she used to stand over there till one day Ken Clarke brushed against her, she died within hours, the rest went in similar fashion and now there are just 12 of us.

DRex - So it's pretty toxic in here for you trees.

DtFT - Hell yes but there is one good thing about this place, the bullshit. This place is so full of it we never went hungry.

There are Lies, Damned Lies and BBC News

So what's going on in Rochdale? Youths on the streets fighting with plod, a takeaway business targeted, "white friends" coming to the aid of Mr. Zeeshan Khokhar, two people arrested by the police, youths shouting "EDL" after being dispersed by police. I guess it was just another bunch of mindless racists abusing a poor, hardworking asian shopkeeper. Nothing to see here move along please....

Hang on a second what's this "Assistant Chief Constable Terry Sweeney said police were aware of "tensions in the borough"

Hmm wonder what might have caused this tension, I suppose it's all the gangs of white racists roaming the area. Or maybe, just maybe it could be this.

Well of course it is and plod tried to hush all this up asked the press not to report on the trial in the name of social cohesion. The BBC and the rest of the MSM duly obliged. How the hell does hiding the sins of one sector of the community help social cohesion? The people in Rochdale know what is going on, they live there. Suppressing the reporting of this was only ever going to cause problems. With the internet you can't hide stuff like this anymore, well not for long.

If the allegations against these men are true then what they have been up to is absolutely vile and should be fully exposed. By colluding in keeping this quiet and refusing to give it the prominence it deserves the MSM is saying to the victims, their families and the white community that what has been done to these children is unimportant, they don't matter. Maybe this was an attempt to get some reporting of the matter. MSM only started mentioning it when it hit the blogs and the net, not a dickie bird before that.

This is by no means the only case of this type that plod and MSM have tried to cover up there's this and this and this and many more and it's not like nobody knew or anything.

I often wonder if the MSM strategy of under-reportuing or ignoring completely "bad news" stories involving minorities is a deliberate attempt to foster resentment when the story eventually leeks out. When you have a society with elements at each others throats it's easier for governments to increase police powers and take away our freedoms.

Anyway one thing is for sure this is not a news story, it hides more than it tells and it is deliberately skewed to conveniently hint that one of the BBCs pet hates, the EDL, was behind it all.

While I am having to take BBC news to task yet again have a look at this story, another paedo, a councillor of no political party it would seem. But as we all know if a BBC story about a politician does not mention a political party then they are sure to be Labour. Sure enough Councillor Mark Burton was a Labour Councillor.

Did you spot the nasty little barb in the story?
Specialist officers also found file-wiping software which digitally shredded documents he had held on his computer.
Don't like the suggestion that having proper file deletion software on your computer is an indication that you are a paedo. How long till plod is fitting up people as paedos just for having file shredding software on their machine?

BBC news is now completely and utterly untrustworthy. You want the truth about what is going on in the world you'd be better off asking your neighbours cat.

BBC News has still not covered this at all.

Update ----
I see the always readable Ambush Predator has also written about this here. Interesting that her peice which went up at 8:20 this morning refers to a part of the BBC report which is no longer there -

"
The disturbances coincide with the trial of 11 men from Rochdale accused of having sex with girls under the age of 16. They all deny the charges."

The most relevant bit of the report deleted, what more is there to say?

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Barry Murders the Blues

Having failed dismally to impress the judges at his audition for the New Black and White Minstrel Show Barry Obamalamadingdong complains he was unfairly dissadvantaged by the last minute change of song. Apparently he was expecting to be asked to sing "Sweet Home Nairobi", a tune he grew up with, but the programmes producers made an unannounced last minute switch to "Sweet Home Chicago" a song he only recently became aware of.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Campbell's New WMDs

Is it any wonder that the reputation of the BBC is in the toilet?

The man with the Dodgy Dossier now gets to do a Dodgy Documentary about the evils of booze. Come on BBC if you're want to give credence to the bansturbation/nanny state issue de jour you should have given the job to someone with at least a shred of believeability.

I wonder if this Dodgy Documentary will bang on about the threat posed to the nation by a new type of WMD, Wines of Mass Destruction. WMDs that don't really exist, you know a lot about those don't you Ally?

I know the BBC no longer has any respect for it's audience but putting this man on the nations screens, other than to televise his execution, is just taking the piss. Who's you next guest presenter, Abu Hamza on the evils of sugar perhaps?

Meanwhile the national broadcaster is ignoring stuff like this and this.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Even God Hates Huhne

Interesting that it snows 2 days after the Huhne resigns. I think Dellers missed someone in his list of Huhne haters.

If I were of a religious persuasion I would take the recent snow as a comment from the good Lord on the Huhne and the con-trick that is the warmist movement. Funnily enough I had a warmist movement this morning, curry last night you see, but it was easily flushed away.

Meanwhile there is uproar in the prison system. It seems that prison governors the length and breadth of the land have contacted the Home Secretary to demand that, if found guilty, Huhne is not sent to their prison.

Thanks to my friends at Anonymous I can bring you a transcript of part of the phone conversation between the Governor of Wormwood Slags Prison (a proud member of the Butlins Group of companies) in that London and the Home Secretary :-

GoWS - Well you just can't send him here minister.
HS - If he is convicted we'll have to send him somewhere.
GoWS - Look minister my prison is full of run of the mill muggers, buggers, rapists, murderers, thieves, terrorists, paedophiles, arsonists and other dregs of society if they are exposed to something as malevolent as the Huhne they won't stand a chance.
HS - Look it will only be for a few weeks, it's not like a government minister perverting the course of justice is a serious matter. It's not as if he were caught sending texts to a few lay-abouts encouraging them to go riot or anything.
GoWS - Couldn't we persuade the cousins to bung him Guantanamo?
HS - Hardly, Obamalamadingdong promised to close Gitmo before he was elected, remember so he's not in a position to help us out. Anyway chances are the Essex plod will loose half the evidence before the trial anyway so you are probably worrying about nothing.
GoWS - Couldn't you just fine him? He's very rich, has six houses, millions of pounds and umpteen business interests. Taking a chunk of that away from him would be a far more appropriate punishment than a few weeks in here. Besides all the cells with balconies and scenic views are full at the moment.
HS - Don't be silly, we can't set a precedent for properly punishing people like us when we get caught. Politicians and our familiars properly accountable under the law, are you mad? A few months out of the public eye then back into a cushy government job and a few directorships here and there. You should know the form by now.
GoWS - Well just so you know, if you send him here chances are I'll have to put him in solitary with the nonces.
HS - I'm sure he'll feel right at home, he is a Lib-Dem you know?
GoWS - Yes Home Secretary.

So there you have it. Anyway thanks again to my friends at Anonymous, shame they wouldn't let me have the tape of the call from the Governor of Holoway in which she apparently goes into the details of how Big Harriet, the prison's queen dyke has issued an open challenge to the Huhne to see how far he can straighten her.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

The Icelandic Gambit


I see the Lib-Dum angst over tuition fees disappeared at voting time. Their high minded principles thrown to the wind in order to maintain their tenuous hold on a little power. Except, of course, the ones like Ming the Clueless, Charley "I'll have a double" Kennedy and Simon "completely irrelevant" Hughes who don't have government jobs.

The one upside in this is that the lib-dums are totally screwed. Until now they have been able to peddle the myth that, should they be given power, they would keep all their promises and be nice to everyone and everyday would be the first day of spring and.......... Nick and his gang flushed that one right down the gurgler this afternoon.

The BBC are upset. They have been running pretty solid anti tuition fee coverage for weeks while completely neglecting to mention that darling Labour originally introduced tuition fees. They also neglect to mention that tuition fees are only necessary because of Labour's stupid 50% must go to uni policies.

A courageous Prime Minister coming to power after 13 years of Labour left wing madness might have been expected to to set about the education system and to have worked to reverse the worst of the damage. Unfortunately we got the lefter than left Dave the Coward eager to build on the taxpayer bashing policies of the previous incumbent.

At home The Boy is on a gap year before taking up his uni place, Monkeygirl is 3 years behind him. So by the time they are both degreed up the family finances will be in a similar state to those of the Irish Republic.

Unlike the Irish, I plan on advising the kids to deploy the Icelandic Gambit. Having run up huge tuition debts simply refuse to pay. If necessary take their talents overseas to somewhere they will be appreciated and where the UK government can't take their tribute straight out of your wages.

Contemplating leaving the UK isn't nearly as hard as it used to be.

P.S. My hat is off to the boy. He got off his backside and actually went on an anti-fees protest last week. He managed not to get arrested, clubbed over the head or whipped into a frenzy by left wing agitators.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Reading, Writing and Rioting

Well the big school outing to London went horribly wrong this week.

There seems to be lots of conjecture about exactly what happened and who was to blame. It looks pretty straightforward to me.

A bunch of naive students were led into a orgy of violence and damage by NUS leaders and leftist infiltrators. Behind the scenes numerous "right on" older students (aka lecturers) were pulling the levers Wizard of Oz style. Par for the course really.

The lack of action on behalf of plod to stop this "riot" is simply Paul Stephenson saying to the Cameron slime "Threaten to cut my budget would you?". For that the slime should get rid of him, along with all the other chief police officers appointed under labour. But the boy doesn't have the cojones, does he?

I agree with many other bloggers who are saying that perhaps the trashing of CCHQ while plod mostly stood by and watched will give the slime some idea of what the rest of have to put up with. Unfortunately political slime doesn't think like that.

Finally, what about the police who were injured, well sad to say I don't really care. Go back a very few years and would have felt sorry for the officer pictured below. I would have been in the camp demanding that the perpetrator be found and punished. Today the only feelings I have towards police officers injured yesterday is meh!



Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Peking Phooey


I confess to seeing a deal of irony in the Cameron slime lecturing Chairman Hu Flung Dung on how China should stop being so Chinese and become more like the UK. Surely the Chinese are too sensible to take any notice of this shiny fool.

It would appear that I was a little to fast to judge. Mr. Dung it seems has not dismissed the slimes advice for the waffle it is.

Via my contact deep inside the Chinese party machine I have a copy of a memo from Mr. Dung to senior party members. I reproduce it below for the edification of the dear reader.

To: Senior Party Members (Eyes Only)

From: Hu Flung Dung

Following the recent visit of the round eye Cameron I am minded to take some of his advice. I instruct you all to consider how your departments can facilitate the proposals on the list below. Reply to me with your departmental proposals by next Wednesday.

1. Replace all this hammer, sickle and star symbolism with something friendly, green and vacuous.

2. Increase tax and regulation on profitable businesses so it becomes more economical for them to move to eastern europe.

3. Make joblessness a lifestyle choice and increase taxes on those who insist on working so the jobless can have a better lifestyle than many working fools.

4. Send all managers from our state broadcaster to the BBC for training in broadcast impartiality.

5. Stop building coal fired power stations and build olde tyme windmills instead.

6. Hand over all significant government power to foreign countries (Japan/Taiwan/Russia perhaps) and then give them huge amounts of our money with which they can make our people's lives a misery.

7. Senior police officers to be enrolled in the new ACPO sponsored Mark Andrews School of Policing. I don't want any comments about how our police are too violent already. Believe me our worst have nothing on this Andrews character.

8. Implement mass immigration from Pakistan, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Yemen etc. Then allow the immigrants to decide how our indigenous people are allowed to behave. Note to Department of Transportation - We will need to widen the door on all buses and trains to accommodate travellers with backpacks.

9. Implement tuition fees for higher education to such an extent that the majority of students who could achieve great things for the country with a good education behind them can no longer afford to go to university. This will also free up money to send as foreign aid to India and the like. I understand India needs the money to gold plate its space rockets and provide hover cars for it's senior politicians.

10. Abandon communism and implement a democratic two party system where the parties have different names and members but have identical policies and equal contempt for the populace. Note to Dept of Interior, we may need to bring in postal voting so the immigrants mentioned in point 8 above can engage in the election rigging they are so fond of.

Finally, in future please refrain from addressing me as Mr Chairman, or Honourable Leader. From now on just call me Hu.

Monday, November 8, 2010

What do you get if.........

Was this the scene in Red Millipede's bedroom 9 months ago?


What do you get when you cross an "Environmental Barrister"* with a useless, trade union puppet?

Well obviously, you get a bastard.

Like father like son, as they say. What really gets my goat is that my children will be the taxpayers who end up keeping Milliband's latest bastard in the lap of luxuary once it hits 18 and moves from suckling at it's mother teat to suckling the public teat. Just as I am paying for Millipede the bastard farther today.

* No I don't know what an environmental barrister does either. Maybe she prosecutes people who melt polar bears with flamethrowers.

I came across this while googling "melting polar bears with a flamethrower". No polar bear melting but some of the stuff gave me a giggle a little.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Petite Merde Socialiste


So the lilly-livered coward lieDave shows his true colours, a circle of gold stars on a blue field.

He stands there lieing through his teeth about Britain remaining a sovereign nation while he gives away our armed forces to the EU, throws billions of pounds we can't afford onto the EU gravy-train and claims he is powerless to stop an EU court decision to give prisoners the vote.

None of it adds up lieDave, if we are a sovereign state why can't we refuse to give more money to the EU, why can't we tell the EU courts to get stuffed, why are we joining forces with our ancient foe who will sell weapons to our enemies then turn tail and leg it at the first sign of trouble?

You are a twister, a liar, a con-man. You are not fit to travel the same streets as common working people. You are not fit to wear the poppy that symbolises the dead who fought to keep this country free. You are a puppet of your eurpoean masters, a grotesque caricature of a leader.

If I was Mrs. Cameroon I'd be having the kids DNA tested to make sure they were mine.

In short you are un petite merde socialiste*

I thoroughly recommend this book.

* Babelfish translation, could be Italian for all I know. If it's wrong I'm sure you can work out what I meant.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Less a Churchill, more a Quisling


Dave Quisling-Haw-Haw pulls the chain on another £450 million of our money

Shiny iDave, who art in Brussels,
reviled be thy name.
Thy day will come,
thy will be done,
with rope on a scaffold.
Give us no more thy lefty bullshit.
And give no more, Our money to Strasbourg,
as we take thy tax hikes and job cuts.
And lead us not into deep union,
but deliver thy referendum.
For thine was the promise, cast iron, and plighted. for ever and ever.
Blue Labour.


After his one to one with Mr. Barroso brave Dave gritted his teeth and shuffled off to the proctologist

I do not know how this cowardly, traitorous vermin has the brass neck to wear a RBL poppy. I'll be sending him a white feather to wear instead.

Updated coz I clicked the post button too soon.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Stamp Your Little Feet


All in all Mr. Cable thought the plastic surgery had gone rather well.


I just had a couple of days leave from work so without the daily dose of completely objective Toady show and PM programme, during the commute I am a little out of touch with events. Didn't get round the blogs either because I was visiting New Vegas and enjoying my stay very much. Turning on the car radio as I started my drive this morning it was something of a surprise that the world hadn't ended as a result of the Frogswpawn's CUTS. Sadly the BBC, unions, welfare scum and public sector non job holders are still in denial and seem to think that their endless bleating and strike threats will make it all go away. A couple of stories caught my eye/ear today. So to ease myself back into the blogging yolk here's a few short sentences on those.

"DAVID CAMERON VOWS: I’LL BLOCK 6% RISE IN EU BUDGET
"

So Wavey Davey has vowed to stop this. Why not a "cast iron" promise I wonder?

Vow, cast iron promise, tomardo, tomato, eh Dave?

Let's face it if this budget increase is stopped it will be stopped by Frau Hilter or Msr. Shortarse not by the shiny coagulated nonce.


Firefighters to strike on Nov 5th

Oh no they won't.

Even the malignant lefties of the Fire Brigades unions understand that if anyone were to die as the result of their strike over shift pattern changes, the bad publicity would turn them and their members into pariahs.
God help them if such a fatality turned out to be one of the "peaceful ones".

So Mr Wrack, have your little tantrum, stamp you little feet, put your placards up, get you fire station picket lines organised. Don't forget your "Honk if you support us" signs. Then we will see how many honks and how how many two fingered salutes you get.

I appreciate there are many dedicated firemen out there who do not support the prospect of striking. My hat is off to you and the work you do.


And Finally

Housing benefit is to be capped at £400 per week. YOU WHAT?

That's £20,000 per year, tax free. It is imorral to tax working people to the extent prevailant in this country while giving £20,000 to people so they can live in big houses they haven't earned.
If £400 is the new cap how much are they getting now?

"In central London, the Local Housing Allowance gives families in four bedroom homes up to £1,000 per week to pay their rent. So families in Westminster and parts of boroughs such as Camden could be worse off by up to £600 per week, or £31,200 per year."

I can't tell you how much my heart bleeds for those having their free money reduced from £1,000 to only £400 a week. How about we do away with this "benefit" altogether and make them do what I have to; live in a house I can afford from what I am allowed to keep of my wages.

It sounds to me like some landlords have been doing rather well on my tax money. Maybe they will be forced into charging less ridiculous rents or face having their properties empty.


£1,000 per week, I suppose Blair and Brown were happy to spend that much of our money to secure more labour voters into these areas.

This is all too depressing. I'm going back to New Vegas.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Translating Vince

It was a moment of truth for the lib-dums. Sadly they didn't so much step up to the plate as leg it out of the stadium and get the eco friendly bus home.

You remember the lib-dums don't you? Remember, the nice sit-on-the fence, be nice to everyone, sniping at the two big parties and telling everyone how they could do much better and everything would be nice and fair and progressive and nobody would have to pay for anything.

For such a bunch of self proclaimed do-gooders they certainly betrayed their starry eyed voters with consummate ease.

So for any lib-dum voters out there who are still unsure about what happened today, allow me to translate old man Cable's speech on university fees into words you can understand.

Over to you Vince;
"We like being in power, it makes us feel important. Doing what David tells us is the only way we can remain in power. We are more than happy to forget our principles and renege on each and every promise we have ever made just to hold onto our little bit of power. So Bugger the students, bugger the voters, bugger principle, bugger everything, Long live the COAGULATION!!!

Lib-dums, scum on stilts.