Even God Hates Huhne

Interesting that it snows 2 days after the Huhne resigns. I think Dellers missed someone in his list of Huhne haters.

If I were of a religious persuasion I would take the recent snow as a comment from the good Lord on the Huhne and the con-trick that is the warmist movement. Funnily enough I had a warmist movement this morning, curry last night you see, but it was easily flushed away.

Meanwhile there is uproar in the prison system. It seems that prison governors the length and breadth of the land have contacted the Home Secretary to demand that, if found guilty, Huhne is not sent to their prison.

Thanks to my friends at Anonymous I can bring you a transcript of part of the phone conversation between the Governor of Wormwood Slags Prison (a proud member of the Butlins Group of companies) in that London and the Home Secretary :-

GoWS - Well you just can't send him here minister.
HS - If he is convicted we'll have to send him somewhere.
GoWS - Look minister my prison is full of run of the mill muggers, buggers, rapists, murderers, thieves, terrorists, paedophiles, arsonists and other dregs of society if they are exposed to something as malevolent as the Huhne they won't stand a chance.
HS - Look it will only be for a few weeks, it's not like a government minister perverting the course of justice is a serious matter. It's not as if he were caught sending texts to a few lay-abouts encouraging them to go riot or anything.
GoWS - Couldn't we persuade the cousins to bung him Guantanamo?
HS - Hardly, Obamalamadingdong promised to close Gitmo before he was elected, remember so he's not in a position to help us out. Anyway chances are the Essex plod will loose half the evidence before the trial anyway so you are probably worrying about nothing.
GoWS - Couldn't you just fine him? He's very rich, has six houses, millions of pounds and umpteen business interests. Taking a chunk of that away from him would be a far more appropriate punishment than a few weeks in here. Besides all the cells with balconies and scenic views are full at the moment.
HS - Don't be silly, we can't set a precedent for properly punishing people like us when we get caught. Politicians and our familiars properly accountable under the law, are you mad? A few months out of the public eye then back into a cushy government job and a few directorships here and there. You should know the form by now.
GoWS - Well just so you know, if you send him here chances are I'll have to put him in solitary with the nonces.
HS - I'm sure he'll feel right at home, he is a Lib-Dem you know?
GoWS - Yes Home Secretary.

So there you have it. Anyway thanks again to my friends at Anonymous, shame they wouldn't let me have the tape of the call from the Governor of Holoway in which she apparently goes into the details of how Big Harriet, the prison's queen dyke has issued an open challenge to the Huhne to see how far he can straighten her.

Is Andrew Suter a Mongtard?

Damn right he is. Nick Duerden is one too :-

'Daddy, where will the polar bears live?'

Some of the boldest eco-warriors are those with the most to lose – our children. Nick Duerden argues that when it comes to getting parents to go green, pester power is a force to be reckoned with.

Oh deary, deary me. If you are a masochist the full sorry article is here.

Suffice to say the writer of this piece is an idiot whose daughter should be taken away and given to people who will raise and educate her properly.

And Andrew Suter is a complete mongtard who says "children themselves have yet to question the veracity of climate change, "chiefly because they are children. They are not cynical yet.""

Not cynical but gullible as hell eh Andy?

Jesus Christ when The Boy was four I had him convinced that our family were all aliens, here on Earth merely to observe human beings and that by the time he was 18 we would be back on our home planet, Vogon.

What do we call people who take advantage of gullible children Andrew? Apart from calling them warmists, obviously, we call them con-men, some we even call perverts.

Children are being indoctrinated with warmist myths and scare stories when they should be encouraged to question and reason for themselves. Mind, if they have seen the 10:10 snuff movie they'll probably be too scared to question what they are being told.

If AGW was real they could teach children the science which proved it. They would not be resorting to the methods employed by that Goebells bloke in the late 1930s. Mind back then pester power got you sharp smack upside your head.

Remember folks AGW indoctrination of children is being paid for by your tax money and in case you hadn't noticed we are no longer governed by a red New Labour Government.

My 100w Planet Killers

Hah. You won't catch me putting these dangerous things in my house.

I have a stockpile of 100 watt planet killers and I'm not afraid to use them.

Fortunately internet suppliers still have large stocks, get them now while the getting's good.

Lightbulbs of Mass Destruction



There's probably enough here to get me a life sentence for crimes against the planet

H/T Captain Ranty

Deniers Killed my Kitten

I read this drivel by Louise Gray on the Telegraph website and had to respond

Climate change could kill your pet, warns the RSPCA

Climate change could kill pets, according to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA), as warmer temperatures cause an increase in exotic diseases among cats and dogs.

In the first conference to be called on pets and climate change, scientists warned that the small heartworm, that kills dogs, cats and foxes, is already on the rise in the UK with more cases appearing in the north of the country and Scotland because of warmer wetter summers.

The first conference on pets and climate change, check the date, it's not 1st April so WTF? What's next a conference on the effects of climate change on bath mats? Well we had a hot dry spring followed by a cool wet summer this year so I can only presume that the problem ain't so urgent any more.

Furthermore because of the increased numbers of pets coming into the country from abroad without quarantine, there is a greater threat of exotic diseases that can become established in warmer temperatures and may even pose a threat to humans.

If I remember correctly the RSPCA was all in favour of removing quarantine legislation and replacing it with pet Passports. The truth about the rise in any "tropical" diseases is far more likely to to be caused by the lack of quarantine on animals coming to the UK from abroad.

The RSPCA are so worried about the affect of climate change on cats and dogs, the charity is calling on pet-owners to take preventive measures against exotic diseases especially when travelling abroad.

In other words, the RSPCA is very worried that it isn't making enough money from climate alarmism and has decided to try and get one more big bite of the cherry before the whole scam unravels. I am sure we will see the RSPCA produce a range of preventative measure priced to sell, any time now.

In the second RSPCA annual conference in London a number of experts came together to discuss the issue.

Well they do like a good conference, they are paid for by the gullible donors and conferencing is much preferred to working by the fake charity sector.

Susan Shaw, from the University of Bristol, said small heartworm, a parasitic disease spread by insects that can kill dogs, cats and foxes, is already on the increase. She blamed the warmer wetter summers that means there are more slugs and snails around which spreads the disease if the dogs eat them.

Don't know much about Susan Shaw, from her publications list on the Bristol Uni web site she seems to have an unnatural fascination with cat flees and the importation of exotic animal to Ireland. To be frank if she really believes that the incidence of small heartworm is due to warmer wetter summers she has obviously failed to notice that summers aren't getting warmer or wetter. Didn't the warmists claim that the UK would be riddled with malaria by now if we didn't all stop driving cars?

"Climate change is a concern with these diseases because of its transmission on intermediate hosts like slugs and snails. [Heartworm] has already spread in the UK and we are concerned it will spread further," she said.

Heart worm has spread, must be global warming mustn't it. It couldn't be that there are more cats and dogs which would naturally result in greater numbers of animals with heartworm. Research done by Susan's own employers the Veterinarian Department at University of Bristol in Feb 2010 published a statement in which it states that there are more cats and dogs in the country than previously believed. Prior to the Bristol survey there had been no study on the numbers for 20 years. Remember unbridled immigration has added 10 million to the population in the last 13 years, more people more pets, do you see?.

Professor Sandy Trees, (oh come on, your just making these names up now, ed) a specialist in Veterinary Parasitology at the University of Liverpool, said exotic diseases could become established in the UK as temperatures increase. He said the number of animals coming into the country has risen from around 5,000 every year to around 100,000 every year since 2000, when the Pet Travel Scheme lifted the need for pets from the EU, US, Canada, Australia and other countries to be quarantined.

He said large heartworm, a malaria-like parasite known as babesiosis and another insect-borne disease leishmaniosis – all of which can prove fatal to cats and dogs – have already been spotted in the UK.

And there we have it, the number of animals entering the country from abroad, probably without quarantine, has gone from 5,000 to 100,000 per year and you attribute the increase in animal diseases to global warming. "Exotic diseases could become established in the UK as temperatures increase", except temperatures aren't increasing are they Sandy?

Professor Trees is of course the Senior Vice President of the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons. Not that I am saying dear Sandy is up to anything dodgy here. And I am sure that having large numbers of RSPCA supporting pet owners queueing up at vets doors for heartworm prevention treatment is the furthest thing from his mind.

Prof Trees also said species of tapeworm, that can prove fatal to humans, could be brought into the country if restrictions are lifted further and temperatures are warm enough.

But as temperaures aren't increasing we can ignore this, can't we?

"Just as human travel may expose us to new disease threats, so increasingly free pet animal movement threatens pet health. Compounded in the longer term by climate change, these two phenomena of globalisation and global warming may see new and serious dog diseases becoming established in the UK," he said.

Delete the second sentence from that paragraph and I believe we have the truth.

The RSPCA is calling for more research into heartworm and exotic diseases. The charity called on pet owners to prevent spread by using collars to stop ticks and fleas and consulting vets as soon as infections are spotted.

Oh I just bet they are calling for more research and more government funding no doubt.

If this is the best the warmists can come up with then the battle is almost over.

Is James in Every Warmist?

A relatively sane warmist did the world a favour last week by getting himself shot to death by the police (Using bullets made from sustainable materials I hope).

James J. Lee entered the Discovery TV building with a handgun and a "bomb". He was protesting that Discovery were not broadcasting enough global warmist alarmism. The warmists demands clearly show that he was greatly influenced in his warmist beliefs by the venerable Al Gore and his mocumentary "an inconvenient truth".

The BBCs completely unbiased report on the incident is hidden away in the USA/Canada pages and doesn't mention Al Gore or even global warming. It's a good job all that BBC bias is behind them, eh?

I suspect there is a James J. Lee inside every warmist who isn't making money from the AGW scam. Expect more as the AGW nonsense finally unravels.

Updated coz I forgot the links.