All Your Shires Are Belong To US

Over in Washington the Cameroid and the Bamalama have been patting each other on the back and bigging up the "special" relationship between the UK and the good ol' US of A. Meanwhile we see another fine example of what that special relationship means to us in the UK.

As Mr. O'Dwyer points out Copyright Infringement isn't a criminal offence in the UK, it's a civil matter here. Funny how this relationship works, I don't remember our good friends in the US being very helpful when we were trying to extradite IRA terrorists from the US a few years ago. Sometimes it took years sometimes they refused completely.

Still I'm sure the nice, warm, loving people that run the Hollywood studios will be able to sleep a little easier when this evil criminal mastermind is behind bars. After all what is one boys life compared to a little more profit. These Hollywood people are such nice folks and not at all the rapacious thugs that go around bullying people as some folks claim.

While we are over in the USA it's interesting to note that the BBC can find room on it's news page for this story of evil miss-doings (maybe) against a gay person. (I know there is a lord of the rings pun in there somewhere). Strangely they can't find room for this which some would say is a more important story.

Unfortunately for we British it's not only the septics who can have us arrested and extradited anytime they like. Our oh so dear friends in that Europe can do it too. I have to say this looks even scarier than what the yanks are up to. Anna has now added this VERY interesting update here.

Barry Murders the Blues

Having failed dismally to impress the judges at his audition for the New Black and White Minstrel Show Barry Obamalamadingdong complains he was unfairly dissadvantaged by the last minute change of song. Apparently he was expecting to be asked to sing "Sweet Home Nairobi", a tune he grew up with, but the programmes producers made an unannounced last minute switch to "Sweet Home Chicago" a song he only recently became aware of.

Even God Hates Huhne

Interesting that it snows 2 days after the Huhne resigns. I think Dellers missed someone in his list of Huhne haters.

If I were of a religious persuasion I would take the recent snow as a comment from the good Lord on the Huhne and the con-trick that is the warmist movement. Funnily enough I had a warmist movement this morning, curry last night you see, but it was easily flushed away.

Meanwhile there is uproar in the prison system. It seems that prison governors the length and breadth of the land have contacted the Home Secretary to demand that, if found guilty, Huhne is not sent to their prison.

Thanks to my friends at Anonymous I can bring you a transcript of part of the phone conversation between the Governor of Wormwood Slags Prison (a proud member of the Butlins Group of companies) in that London and the Home Secretary :-

GoWS - Well you just can't send him here minister.
HS - If he is convicted we'll have to send him somewhere.
GoWS - Look minister my prison is full of run of the mill muggers, buggers, rapists, murderers, thieves, terrorists, paedophiles, arsonists and other dregs of society if they are exposed to something as malevolent as the Huhne they won't stand a chance.
HS - Look it will only be for a few weeks, it's not like a government minister perverting the course of justice is a serious matter. It's not as if he were caught sending texts to a few lay-abouts encouraging them to go riot or anything.
GoWS - Couldn't we persuade the cousins to bung him Guantanamo?
HS - Hardly, Obamalamadingdong promised to close Gitmo before he was elected, remember so he's not in a position to help us out. Anyway chances are the Essex plod will loose half the evidence before the trial anyway so you are probably worrying about nothing.
GoWS - Couldn't you just fine him? He's very rich, has six houses, millions of pounds and umpteen business interests. Taking a chunk of that away from him would be a far more appropriate punishment than a few weeks in here. Besides all the cells with balconies and scenic views are full at the moment.
HS - Don't be silly, we can't set a precedent for properly punishing people like us when we get caught. Politicians and our familiars properly accountable under the law, are you mad? A few months out of the public eye then back into a cushy government job and a few directorships here and there. You should know the form by now.
GoWS - Well just so you know, if you send him here chances are I'll have to put him in solitary with the nonces.
HS - I'm sure he'll feel right at home, he is a Lib-Dem you know?
GoWS - Yes Home Secretary.

So there you have it. Anyway thanks again to my friends at Anonymous, shame they wouldn't let me have the tape of the call from the Governor of Holoway in which she apparently goes into the details of how Big Harriet, the prison's queen dyke has issued an open challenge to the Huhne to see how far he can straighten her.

Mr Barry Chicken Shit

Seventeen year old Luke Angel has been banned from the USA for life for sending an abusive email to Barry Obamalamadingdong. So did he threaten to jihad Barry's ass? Nope while it is alleged that the whole email was full of abusive and threatening language the only details in the report is that he called Barry a prick, fair comment surely.

Oh my, the full weight of the FBI brought down on the head of a teenager for sending a single abusive email. Haven't the FBI anything better to do, organising more false flag terror attacks or investigating X files or something. Do these humourless drones really believe this boozy teenager is a viable threat to their increasing unpopular president?

I doubt Barry ordered this himself but the fact that he did not step in to stop such a gross over-reaction tells us much about him. What sort of complete smeg-head do you have to be to punish anyone in this manner for voicing disapproval of your actions, colourful though the language might have been.

In response to this ridiculous over-reaction I aim the following remarks at Mr Obama personally not the office he currently occupies.

To use American parlance, Mr Obama, you sir are a chicken-shit and Luke was correct you are a prick too.

Will this get me banned from the US. If it does, who cares, in a couple of years Barry will be gone and I'll write a nice letter to President Palin asking to be unbanned.