Friday, October 29, 2010

How Many Thugs in Blue

does it take to beat up a stab victim?

About a dozen apparently!!!

This happened in August 2010. None of these rogue rozzers has even been suspended over this.

Merseyside's finest even tried to charge the victim with Assault on Police. Funny I can't see any police officers in the video. All I can see are thugs in uniform.

How many times can a plod punch you on the back of the head, while you lie restrained on the ground before it goes beyond reasonable force?

I'm sure the Chief Thug of the Merseyside force is livid about this, all those yobs attending one incident when they could have been fining motorists or beating up other drunken people.

The violent plods in this video are scum and so are the senior officers who are covering for them. Doubtless Mr Grace will receive a lump of taxpayers money for his pains and the "officers" involved will receive words of advice and move on to their next victim.

Less a Churchill, more a Quisling

Dave Quisling-Haw-Haw pulls the chain on another £450 million of our money

Shiny iDave, who art in Brussels,
reviled be thy name.
Thy day will come,
thy will be done,
with rope on a scaffold.
Give us no more thy lefty bullshit.
And give no more, Our money to Strasbourg,
as we take thy tax hikes and job cuts.
And lead us not into deep union,
but deliver thy referendum.
For thine was the promise, cast iron, and plighted. for ever and ever.
Blue Labour.

After his one to one with Mr. Barroso brave Dave gritted his teeth and shuffled off to the proctologist

I do not know how this cowardly, traitorous vermin has the brass neck to wear a RBL poppy. I'll be sending him a white feather to wear instead.

Updated coz I clicked the post button too soon.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Stamp Your Little Feet

All in all Mr. Cable thought the plastic surgery had gone rather well.

I just had a couple of days leave from work so without the daily dose of completely objective Toady show and PM programme, during the commute I am a little out of touch with events. Didn't get round the blogs either because I was visiting New Vegas and enjoying my stay very much. Turning on the car radio as I started my drive this morning it was something of a surprise that the world hadn't ended as a result of the Frogswpawn's CUTS. Sadly the BBC, unions, welfare scum and public sector non job holders are still in denial and seem to think that their endless bleating and strike threats will make it all go away. A couple of stories caught my eye/ear today. So to ease myself back into the blogging yolk here's a few short sentences on those.


So Wavey Davey has vowed to stop this. Why not a "cast iron" promise I wonder?

Vow, cast iron promise, tomardo, tomato, eh Dave?

Let's face it if this budget increase is stopped it will be stopped by Frau Hilter or Msr. Shortarse not by the shiny coagulated nonce.

Firefighters to strike on Nov 5th

Oh no they won't.

Even the malignant lefties of the Fire Brigades unions understand that if anyone were to die as the result of their strike over shift pattern changes, the bad publicity would turn them and their members into pariahs.
God help them if such a fatality turned out to be one of the "peaceful ones".

So Mr Wrack, have your little tantrum, stamp you little feet, put your placards up, get you fire station picket lines organised. Don't forget your "Honk if you support us" signs. Then we will see how many honks and how how many two fingered salutes you get.

I appreciate there are many dedicated firemen out there who do not support the prospect of striking. My hat is off to you and the work you do.

And Finally

Housing benefit is to be capped at £400 per week. YOU WHAT?

That's £20,000 per year, tax free. It is imorral to tax working people to the extent prevailant in this country while giving £20,000 to people so they can live in big houses they haven't earned.
If £400 is the new cap how much are they getting now?

"In central London, the Local Housing Allowance gives families in four bedroom homes up to £1,000 per week to pay their rent. So families in Westminster and parts of boroughs such as Camden could be worse off by up to £600 per week, or £31,200 per year."

I can't tell you how much my heart bleeds for those having their free money reduced from £1,000 to only £400 a week. How about we do away with this "benefit" altogether and make them do what I have to; live in a house I can afford from what I am allowed to keep of my wages.

It sounds to me like some landlords have been doing rather well on my tax money. Maybe they will be forced into charging less ridiculous rents or face having their properties empty.

£1,000 per week, I suppose Blair and Brown were happy to spend that much of our money to secure more labour voters into these areas.

This is all too depressing. I'm going back to New Vegas.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Wee Georgie Frogspawn Versus Monkeygirl

Well it was Wee Georgie Frogspawn's big day and it looks like he blew it. So I won't bother with that just now.

My "alleged" daughter, I've not had her DNA tested yet, had a Cookery lesson at school today. Chicken pies was the task.

Arriving home from work, Monkeygirl is on hand to display her culinary handiwork. They looked OK, golden pastry, smiley face motif, the rest of the class had decorated theirs with pastry leaves, as per teachers instructions. The girl shows some individuality, the force may be strong in this one.

Thing is I really don't like meat pies of any description. It's probably fair to say that I'd rather snog a yak than eat a meat pie. But a dad's got to do what a dad's got to do. And if it gets me out of doing the cooking for a night.......

A little later I'm called to the dinner table, The Boy, knowing what was on the menu had made himself scarce, binge drinking or glue sniffing with his mates in town probably, damned coward.

I took my seat, Monkeygirl smiling at me expectantly. I grasped my battling irons firmly and cut into my pie, putting a forkful into my mouth I thought of England, Land of Hope and Glory starts playing in my head, I felt my upper lip stiffen.

I chewed, cut more and chewed, bloody hell it was good. That fearful pie was one of the most delicious things I have eaten in a long time.

They had taught Monkeygirl how to make this superb Chicken Pie from base ingredients in an ordinary school after 13 years of labour "government". They must be doing something right. Mind it's a pity she can't read, write or add up.

Anyhow, I can hear the ingredients of a Long Island Iced Tea calling me and I no longer care how badly Wee Georgie has blown it.

Thanks Monkeygirl.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Rogue Rozzers

Is it Paul Whitehouse on a bad hair day?

Is it a bad female impersonator?

Is it a tramp who just scored a new suit at the local Sue Ryder shop?

No, this apparently is a Superintendent of police and a Detective Superintendent at that.

Charlie McMurdie is head of Met's Police Central e-Crime Unit (PCeU) and according to The Register she seems to have been a very naughty lady plod. According to Judge Sandra Pontac the lovely Charlie told bare faced lies under oath at an employment tribunal in an attempt to cover her arse and that of her side kick Detective Inspector Kevin Williams.

This sort of behaviour by police officers no longer surprises me, especially when it involves the Met. It is merely demonstrates how increasingly dishonest the police are becoming. I also suspect dear Charlie may be another example of someone being promoted way beyond their capabilities for the sake of political correctness.

It will be interesting so see how the Met deal with the allegations. The judge made her remarks on the 13th October (as far as I can work out). That's almost a week ago I would have expected the alleged "criminal" to have been suspended, or possibly even arrested and bailed while an investigation was carried out. After all that is what would happen to me or you (any visiting plods excluded natch).

Strangely I can't find anything about this on the BBC news site, I'm not the best searcher but somehow I just know they are very unlikely to cover a story about the bad behaviour of an over promoted, unmarried woman of Miss McMurdie type.

It seems it is not only the beeb which is neglecting this story. Coverage by the dead tree press is somewhat thin. The Independent has coverage of the earlier hearings in the case but not the latest developments.

The final two paragraphs of the Indy story are real gobsmackers:-

"DI Williams received "words of advice" – the lowest form of disciplinary action in the Met police – for cheating and instigating false disciplinary proceedings, and was recently appointed to a counterterrorism role."

Words of Advice and a posting to a cushy anti-terrorism post for cheating his way into a job and starting false disciplinary proceedings against a fellow officer to destroy his career. You try lying your way into a job. If you get caught and the company calls plod they may well try to have you up for Obtaining Pecuniary Advantage by deception. Words of bloody advice.

A police spokesman said: "The Met encourages staff to challenge inappropriate behaviour and report wrongdoing so it can maintain high professional standards, and the trust and confidence of staff and the wider community."

And in reality, grass someone up and you are finished my son. "Maintain high professional standards", Jesus H Christ on a tricycle the bloody Pakistan Cricket team know more about high professional standards the this lot.

I suppose we should be grateful that this allegedly mendacious cow and her dodgy sidekick have only cost us tax payers £38,000 plus the real cost of the trial. At least this time some poor sap isn't going cold on a slab or lying bleeding in the corner of a police cell.

Mind you if Not Very Tall, Bald Paul had his way, there wouldn't have been a tribunal for this bitch to lie to.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Bird Mincers are the Wrong Colour

"A study has revealed that a wind turbine's colour affects how many insects it attracts, shedding more light on why the turbines occasionally kill bats and birds.

Scientists say that turbines, most commonly painted white or grey, draw in insects. These then lure bats and birds - as they pursue their prey - into the path of the turbine blades."

I'd love to know what insects the vulture in the video below was after. Is there no end to the crap the All New , Unbiased on Global Warming BBC will put out.

Swedish men hate their women, Serb men hate their gays.

Swedes should love their jobs more than their Children

Oh deary me, those awful, awful Swedes, only the men obviously.

Sweden has slipped from 1st to 4th in the World Economic Forum's Gender Gap Index. Bastard Vikings, and here's me thinking the Gender GAP Index is some sort of mail order clothes catalogue.

Men are only using about one fifth of their 480 days paternity leave entitlement.
Maybe that is because women are much better at child care than men. Maybe that's because we evolved that way.

"This conflict between employment and childcare stops women from becoming economically independent, and reinforces the notion of men being the principal breadwinners."

It couldn't be that some women believe that providing a stable home and caring for their children properly is far more important than working to fill their home with consumerist crap.

"I would say that equality between the sexes should be the benchmark by which a society is judged as a good or bad place."

If you really believe that is the best benchmark then I would say that you are a retard. You're not though are you? You are just a nasty little totalitarian lefty.

"Or should it allocate parental leave equally between the father and mother and force them to use it?"

Oh so this is nothing to do with individual choice then. Women who value their family more highly than daily 9 to 5 drudge are wrong. Women who believe their children are better off with them than being shoved into Kiddie Kennels every day are wrong, You fascist bint.

I'm surprised that someone so concerned with women's rights had nothing to say about the situation in Malmo. The religion of peace isn't known for it's sexual equality.

Ah well not to worry,
"Every day next week, BBC World Service's The World Today programme will focus on the movement for gender equality. Among the influential women giving their views will be........ and top UK barrister Cherie Blair."

Cherie Blair, what better example of working "motherhood" could their be?

As you can imagine I am thrilled that my telly tax is being used to spread such lefty crap to the whole world.

Serbian crims hate gayers

As we in the UK knows gays are wonderful, why can't the Serbs get with the programme?

"Serbia, still emerging from the darkness of the Yugoslav wars and diplomatic isolation in the 1990s, now seemingly at war with itself."

Er no. There are just a lot of blokes who don't like gayers but without their own BBC to guide them they just don't understand what a great asset to their country a vibrant gay scene can be.

"These groups are extremely right-wing and clearly have a political goal", says Zoran Dragisic, a professor of security studies in Belgrade.

Er no. There are just lots of blokes in Serbia that don't like gayers.

"I am worried that this violence could be very dangerous for Serbia's European ambitions"

Ah, the EU doesn't like countries where there are lots of blokes who don't like gayers.

"They are close to organised crime and are sending a message that they don't want Serbia to join Nato and the EU."

Er, I think they are trying to send the message that they don't like gayers.

"If Serbia becomes a member of the EU, they can't perform their criminal activities in the same way. I am worried that this violence could be very dangerous for Serbia's European ambitions".

BWAhahahahahahahahahaha. Only a low grade moron would think EU membership would do anything but increase the Serbian mafia activity. Mind the Serb crims could probably learn a thing or two from the criminals in Brussels.

Shame In Serbia My Arse.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Translating Vince

It was a moment of truth for the lib-dums. Sadly they didn't so much step up to the plate as leg it out of the stadium and get the eco friendly bus home.

You remember the lib-dums don't you? Remember, the nice sit-on-the fence, be nice to everyone, sniping at the two big parties and telling everyone how they could do much better and everything would be nice and fair and progressive and nobody would have to pay for anything.

For such a bunch of self proclaimed do-gooders they certainly betrayed their starry eyed voters with consummate ease.

So for any lib-dum voters out there who are still unsure about what happened today, allow me to translate old man Cable's speech on university fees into words you can understand.

Over to you Vince;
"We like being in power, it makes us feel important. Doing what David tells us is the only way we can remain in power. We are more than happy to forget our principles and renege on each and every promise we have ever made just to hold onto our little bit of power. So Bugger the students, bugger the voters, bugger principle, bugger everything, Long live the COAGULATION!!!

Lib-dums, scum on stilts.

The Madagascan Fish Ferret

From the BBC's Earth News (Reporting life on Earth), funny I thought that's what ordinary, everyday news did, hey, you live and learn.

"A new species of carnivorous mammal has been discovered in Madagascar."

Excellent, so tell me all about it.

"The mongoose-like creature has been called Durrell's vontsira (Salanoia durrelli) in honour of conservationist Gerald Durrell."

Very nice, I'd have called it the Madagascan fish ferret but each to his own.

"Its marsh habitat is under pressure from invasive species and pollution, and the team thinks it could be one of the world's most threatened mammals."

No details on which invasive species, probably Poles going over there, eating their fish. Oh and of course pollution, just pollution, no specifics. The team "THINKS it COULD be ONE OF the worlds most threatened mammals." Ah well if the team thinks this is the case I'm sure they will want more money to investigate just how threatened it is.

"During the same expedition, the scientists sent one dead specimen to the Natural History Museum in London."

I presume the dead one was the one the lad in the picture is strangling. I mean these things are really rare what are the chances of finding a dead one lying about which hasn't been scoffed bu one of those nasty invasive species.

"We know of only two animals in the wild. It has only been found in the wetlands of [Lake] Alaotra in Madagascar, so it lives in a very small area and is consequently vulnerable to the pressures on this threatened habitat."

Sounds like supposition to me, just because they have only seen two doesn't mean there aren't any more. Maybe they are looking in the wrong place. Maybe the Madagascan fish ferret has the Roual Moat gene and is just very good at hiding. If I was one of these creatures I'd sure as hell hide every time I saw a knobhead researchers who looking to take blood and tissue samples and perhaps strangle me so I could be sent back to London for dissection. Oh, go on then sling in another mention of the "threatened habitat".

"It is classified as Endangered on The IUCN Red List."

Oh no not the IUCN RED LIST!!!! I don't know anything about the IUCN but a couple of their featured stories tell me all I ned to know about these idiots.
"New study shows over one fifth of the world’s plants are under threat of extinction"

I have no idea how they worked this out. Nobody really knows how many plants are on the planet so how can they know that one fifth are in danger.

Why is biodiversity in crisis? The escalating extinction crisis shows that........

What extinction crisis, oh of course, that's just a universal phrase which precedes a demand for more funding, pretty much interchangeable with global warming. Again nobody knows how many species are on the planet so this is just more alarmist speculation.

What could have been an interesting story about the discovery of the Madagascan Fish Ferret is used to promote the enviroloon agenda. It's trash, full of waffle, eco-wheenie buzz words and alarmism, some opinion but zero science.

BBC on top form.

Updated coz I forgot the pic

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Death of an aid worker

Aparently the Great Obamases and iDave have spoken about the death of aid worker Linda Norgrove.

In a joint statement, expected to be released later today, they will announce that the death of Miss Norgrove was all the fault of BP.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Utter Nonsense

Mr Andrew Marr on bloggers :-

"A lot of bloggers seem to be socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed, young men sitting in their mother's basements and ranting. They are very angry people.

"OK – the country is full of very angry people. Many of us are angry people at times. Some of us are angry and drunk. But the so-called citizen journalism is the spewings and rantings of very drunk people late at night. "It is fantastic at times but it is not going to replace journalism."

"Most of the blogging is too angry and too abusive. It is vituperative."

Okey Dokey big ears, you are right there are a lot of awful blogs but they aren't the ones your worried about are they? I heard part of your pontification on the radio and the impression I got was that you feel threatened by the what is happening in the blogosphere.

So it seems you feel threatened by us socially inadequate yadda yadda yadda....................angry people. Or could it just be that your description of bloggers is about as perceptive, accurate and truthful as the rest of the crap you spout.

I have insulted one or two people on this blog Andy and I generally try hard not to use foul language. In your case I can only resort to one of the foulest pieces of name calling I know.

You, Sir, are a BBC employee, a beeboid.

Not Very Tall, Bald paul

Too much stupid for one photo.

So, secret little fascist "sir" Paul Slaphead has unveiled his masterplan for saving rogue rozzers from the wrath of the bereived, maimed and abused.

Cunningly the ex-Tesco shelf stacker has included an idea to circumvent employment tribunals. Presumably so that he doesn't have to compensate any Christians/Hindus/Budhists/Jews sacked for wearing symbols of their religion while shoveling compo at the likes of this fine example of police officership.

Finally the folically challenge, potential retifist has decided that all these damned FOI requests are putting too much embarrassing information into the public domain. So he's come up with a wizard money making wheeze to make us pay to see the information our taxes already paid for. A bit like a bank charging you to withdraw your own money.

Presumably when he finds out what the blogs are saying about this he will want obstacles placed in the way of bloggers. Six feet of earth I imagine.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Pomegranate Polecat

This evening I have mainly been drinking :-

Pomegranate Polecats (Deniersaurus mix)*

1.5 measures White Rum
1 measures Tequilla
0.5 measures Amaretto
1.5 measures Pomegranate Juice
1 teaspoon Caster Sugar

Shake and strain into glass three quarters filed with broken ice.

Nutritional Information
I've already drunk it and I don't really care.

* For original mix replace 1 measure Tequilla with 0.5 measures of sweet sherry. I suspect this cocktail may have been invented by someone from the WI

Deal or No Deal

Well shiny Dave Cameroon you really are full of crap aren't you.

I know this was a conference speech but you don't expect us ordinary folk to buy the cobblers you are pushingl, do you?

"We're all in this together", "We must all pull together", how jolly progressive, call me Comrade Dave.

You say my country needs me, well matey boy, I have been doing my bit for a good number of years now. And during these years what have I seen the political class do to my country?

I have seen the rise and rise of the ranks of the feckless getting fat on the sweat of my brow. Mass immigration aimed at destroying our national identity making it easier to integrate us into the EUSSR. An ever bloated NHS fixated on targets not healthcare while it sucks wealth from the country. A once valued police force which is now widely distrusted, feared and despised. Imprisonment within the political abortion that is the EU. An ever growing political class that leeches on my country and cares only for their own power and wealth to such an extent that they will happily run a country into the ground through their vanity and ineptitude.

Do you really think I wanted or even agreed with any of this? Nope I was just expected to shut up and pay my taxes while my rights and beliefs were removed and undermined.

It was the political class that brought our country so low and it was the political class that got us in this current financial mess. You are one of the political class Dave, you always have been. Shiny and clean you may be on the surface, but inside you are dirty, dark, bought and paid for. You are no different to the Blairs, Browns, Cleggs, Obamas, Chavezes, Kinnocks and Barrosos of this world.

Well Dave, as you say, my country may need me, I'm just not sure I need or want it. Basically you are asking me and the millions like me to pull you out of the crap, because, let's face it, without us you are screwed. You can't do it on your own can you? The country's army of workshy benefit scum can't help. The unionised public sector can't help and wouldn't even if they could. Your bum chums in the EU can't help. So without us you might as well dissolve the coagulation and call an election, we'll get a new set of blue, red or yellow lefty bloodsuckers spouting the same old crap so it makes no odds to me.

Well if you want my help it's going to cost you, I'm fed up of doing my bit while you lot leech off me and erode my rights and values so this time I want something in return and I want it up front because your credit rating is crap and I, for one, have no faith in your cast-iron guarantees.

So here's a list of things you need to do to get me on-side

1. Give us a straight forward "should we stay in or come out of the EU" referendum
2. Disband ACPO as a first step toward restoring a British police force rather than the european model thugs they are becoming.
3. Repeal the Human Rights Act.
4. Have Chris Huhne shot (or sacked, provided he never again holds a government post).
5. Put in train legislation to sell the BBC to the highest bidder.

Once you have me on side you are going to have to do lots of other stuff to keep me on side. I'll get to those if and when you have sorted requirements 1 to 5. Until then you can wander about shouting about fairness, progressiveness, fairness, pulling together, fairness, big society and fairness as much as you want and I'll just continue to laugh at you, you smug, shiny little twat.

Do we have a deal Dave?

Friday, October 8, 2010

Crack Down On Me NOW Baby

Yes, YES, YES.

Oh my goodness what an excellent idea. I do so hope we get this where I live soon. It will finally give me the opportunity to report all the people who I think shouldn't be on the road. I would urge you all get behind this initiative.

I wonder if this is one of Mr. Cameron's new wheezes, it does sound a bit Big Society or am I getting my societies mixed up with my brothers again.

Just to give you some idea of how great this will be here is a short list of the some of the types of people I will consider reporting on a daily basis.

Every Prius and Smart car.
Every police vehicle and tallyvan.
Every doddery old twat holding up the fast lane.
Every lorry with a "this vehicle is limited to 40 Mph on single carriageway" sign.
Every twat riding a horse on a road.
Every tractor, agricultural vehicle and JCB.
Every person who drives with their headlights on during the day.
Every vehicle with a foreign number plate.
Every vehicle containing someone who looks like they might be a member of the religion of peace and a backpack.
Every vehicle with the EU flag on its number plate, or anywhere else.
Every vehicle with GTI on the back*
Every vehicle with a "Dads Taxi", "Baby on Board" or other stupid sign or sticker.
Every woman driver who can't see over her steering wheel.
Every sad twat that drives like he is in the BMW he really wanted while he's actually driving the people-carrier his wife made him buy.
Every vehicle in which I can see a cuddly toy.
Every driver that won't let me out at a junction.
Every vehicle which I think needs a good wash.
Every vehicle which looks too clean.
Cars parked on the drives of houses bigger than mine.
Every driver I see wearing a hat in car.
Any lorry driver I see not wearing a shirt.
Any vehicle which I suspect may be connected in any way to the BBC.
Absolutely every caravaner and dormabile, moving or parked.
Anybody who looks at me funny.
And, of course my boss and that pillock from accounts who keeps querying my budget.
Anyone not on the above list.

Oh but revenge will be so sweet. Imagine the poor sap, standing there getting well and truly told off by an officer of the law. Unless of course he realises that the best course of action is to invite the officer to lay any charges and evidence before a court and then tell him to get the hell off your property.

They did say these were annonymous reports didn't they? What could possibly go wrong with such a brilliant idea?

* Did you know that the man who invented the term GTi was dyslexic?

Everybody Whinge Now

OK here's a little test for you, see if you can work out whether I work in the public or private sector.

We got some bad but not unexpected news at work today. Due to the current financial situation the organisation's pension scheme is having problems. To remedy this our employer will be taking bigger pension contributions from our wages each month and the pensions we receive at retirement will be a deal smaller than we had previously expected.

Within minutes of the official letters being distributed they had been read and put away and everyone was getting on with their work. There were no rants about how unfair it all is. There were no threats to strike and there were no threats to lynch the directors or to march on London to burn down all the banks.

So to all the public sector wonks out there who they believe they are being treated unfairly with regards to pay and pensions I say:-

"Do shut up, we are fed up of hearing your endless whinging. You should remember that if it wasn't for Labour's gerrymandering most of you probably wouldn't have a cushy public sector job at all. So think yourselves lucky, shut the fuck up and take your medicine like the rest of us."

I'm still waiting for someone from the BBC to show up to ask us how we feel about our pension cuts.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Bugger the BBC

I haven't been on the BBC News site for a while. I visited today and was reminded why I don't go there much. Here are a selection of what their news items:-

X-Factor contestant to be deported

Good, if I had my way every single X-Factor contestant would be deported to Zimbabwe or shot or both and in the case of the 200,000 members of her Faceache support page all 3.

Hague talks more bollocks

"It will make clear that EU directives take effect in the UK only by the will of Parliament, which can be withdrawn."

Oh shut up you silly little twerp. Your promises on Europe are worthless, you are a bare faced liar just like Cast-Iron Cameron so wind your neck in, shut your yap and go back to not having gay sex. Tosser.

Not gay, but is he a friend of William?

Gosh but this not being gay business is really catching on

Gilles de Kerchove is a European twat
EU officials have renewed warnings that the threat from al-Qaeda is real and ongoing.

"Public officials would not terrify the population without anything to back it up," said EU anti-terrorism co-coordinator Gilles de Kerchove, in comments reported by the AFP news agency.

Oh yes they would, they do it all the time it's how they keep the sheeple in line you stupid euro-weenie.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Splattergate 2 - The Vivisectioning

Just a thought.

Denier of the Month

I wish to extend my most sincere and heartfelt thanks to Mr Richard Curtis, for making the 10:10 Splattergate film. With this magnum opus he has done more to undermine the AGW religion than certainly I, and perhaps even some serious skeptics, could hope to.

He has cast a very public, very revealing light into the dark mindset of the warmist zealot. This was supposed to be comedy, we were supposed to laugh. Jesus H. Christ on a bike I thought I had a warped sense of humour. I will say one thing, it's the first Richard Curtis film that I have actually watched and if he keeps on making them like this Robert Rodriguez is going to be out of a job.

Well 10:10 wanted publicity from this film and thanks to my new best friend Dicky C. they got exactly the type of publicity they deserved.

So to Mr Curtis, the footballers (whoever they were), the school kids, the offices workers and to thinking-man's-totty turned eco-bimbo Silly Gilly Anderson I say "Thank you, this is just what the AGW debate needed."

So ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for the first ever Deniersaurus-Rex, Denier of the Month :-

Mr. Richard Curtis, Denier of the month and a
true deniersaurus if ever I saw one.

See, I bloody told you there was a James J. Lee inside every warmist.

Just Call Me Doris

Take two households.

Household 1 has one earner(me) and 2 children (the Boy and Monkeygirl). A 5 year old Ford sits on the drive. The household income is in excess of £37,400 and we live within our means. According to the coagulation, I am rich and will loose £132 per month Family Allowance (you call it benefit if you want).

Household 2 has 2 earners (my neighbours) and 2 children. Two 2009 BMWs on the drive, A couple of foreign holidays a year, credit card debts up the yingyang and a household income in excess of £70,000. They will continue to receive £132 per month Family allowance.

Putting aside the, perceived, rights and wrongs of universal Family Allowance, would someone from the coagulation please explain to me how the hell this can be described in any way, shape or form as being FAIR.

It's not like it is my choice to be the only earner, I am widowed so have no option. Perhaps this is where I am going wrong. Maybe if I change my name to Doris and start referring to myself as a single parent or better yet if I get a sex change on the NHS, claim the hallowed Single Mother status I will be given all the free money I can eat. I'd do it too but then I'd have to rename the blog to Deniersaurus-Regina and that just sounds silly.

Blair,Brown - Cameron, Osbourne - peas, pod.