Harriet Harman - Ignorant or Dishonest

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Former Minister for women, and a woman’s right to crash her car while talking on a mobile, Harriet Harman has always epitomised, for me anyway, everything that is wrong with modern politicians. Out of touch with the nation, dishonest, arrogant, bigoted, totalitarian, self obsessed, money grubbing, completely useless and thoroughly corrupt.

From this article we discover that the lovely Harriet just didn't see any potential problems in allowing new style high stakes slot machines all over the country

From the article :- She said: “If we had known then what we know now we wouldn’t have allowed this, because it’s not just ruining the high street it’s ruining people’s lives.”

Well dear the only people who don't seem to have seen this coming were the scum in Westminster, the bookies who stood to make billions from it and idiots who are addicted to gambling.

If the truth is that you really didn't see what was patently obvious to almost everyone you are unfit to hold any post in government so best you stand down now.

The thing is Harriet isn't actually that ignorant, she and the rest of the 600 and odd elected scrotes knew damn well what would happen and just didn't give a stuff, back handers, party donations and future tax revenue were enough to dowse any tiny spark of decency that may have stayed their hand.

So in this case it isn't Hatties ignorance that is on display here it is her arrogance and complete dishonesty again. Of course dishonesty and fiddling is a family business for Miss Harbottle and the sad excuse of a man she calls her husband. The only surprise here is that Little Miss Misandry hasn't found a way to blame us blokes for this oh so foreseeable problem.

All Your Shires Are Belong To US

Over in Washington the Cameroid and the Bamalama have been patting each other on the back and bigging up the "special" relationship between the UK and the good ol' US of A. Meanwhile we see another fine example of what that special relationship means to us in the UK.

As Mr. O'Dwyer points out Copyright Infringement isn't a criminal offence in the UK, it's a civil matter here. Funny how this relationship works, I don't remember our good friends in the US being very helpful when we were trying to extradite IRA terrorists from the US a few years ago. Sometimes it took years sometimes they refused completely.

Still I'm sure the nice, warm, loving people that run the Hollywood studios will be able to sleep a little easier when this evil criminal mastermind is behind bars. After all what is one boys life compared to a little more profit. These Hollywood people are such nice folks and not at all the rapacious thugs that go around bullying people as some folks claim.

While we are over in the USA it's interesting to note that the BBC can find room on it's news page for this story of evil miss-doings (maybe) against a gay person. (I know there is a lord of the rings pun in there somewhere). Strangely they can't find room for this which some would say is a more important story.

Unfortunately for we British it's not only the septics who can have us arrested and extradited anytime they like. Our oh so dear friends in that Europe can do it too. I have to say this looks even scarier than what the yanks are up to. Anna has now added this VERY interesting update here.

Dolby Wibble Nullification

Did you ever wonder why you were encouraged and then forced to switch to Digital TV? Did you wonder why you had to fork out for new aerial/telly/digibox? Are you still waiting for the your life to improve beyond all measure now that you have your digital nirvana set up in your sitting room?

Well if you did/are you are a real muppet. For all you muppets out there here's the reason.

So having gone and bought all that lovely new kit at your own expense you're now going to get to pay some more to get a clear picture on your new telly through your mobile phone bill. Because let's face it the cost of all these filters and other necessary remedial action isn't going to come off the successful bidders bottom line is it?

We don't have a working TV anymore. I'm stupid enough already and TV only makes you stupider so it had to go.

The bloke next door to me has the lot, HD, surround sound, digital sub tweeters, mega amplified 3D surround bloody smellovision with nicam digital over-thrust and dolby wibble nullification. In his attempts to get a decent picture on his state of the art home entertainment system he has so far; chopped down half the trees in his garden, got cross with me for not chopping down half my trees, had his aerial replaced 3 times paid a youngster in the village to stand on his roof to wiggle the areal about at random, he even had the vicar perform an exorcism on his digibox. Sadly for him every time it rains of the wind blows or it is foggy or sunny or it's dark or not dark enough his picture quality declines to something akin to watching an original Logie-baird prototype viewed the wrong way through binoculars with the lenses smeared in vaseline. All that just so he can watch repeats of Lovejoy, and he thinks I'm stupid for not having a telly these days. He seems somewhat bemused that I now refer to him as Kermit?

UPDATE+++++++++
Looks like I'm not the only one with a few gripes about TVs these days. Beyond stupid.

My 100w Planet Killers

Hah. You won't catch me putting these dangerous things in my house.

I have a stockpile of 100 watt planet killers and I'm not afraid to use them.

Fortunately internet suppliers still have large stocks, get them now while the getting's good.

Lightbulbs of Mass Destruction



There's probably enough here to get me a life sentence for crimes against the planet

H/T Captain Ranty