Thursday, March 29, 2012
Fruit Loop
H/T Anonymong
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Even God Hates Huhne
If I were of a religious persuasion I would take the recent snow as a comment from the good Lord on the Huhne and the con-trick that is the warmist movement. Funnily enough I had a warmist movement this morning, curry last night you see, but it was easily flushed away.
Meanwhile there is uproar in the prison system. It seems that prison governors the length and breadth of the land have contacted the Home Secretary to demand that, if found guilty, Huhne is not sent to their prison.
Thanks to my friends at Anonymous I can bring you a transcript of part of the phone conversation between the Governor of Wormwood Slags Prison (a proud member of the Butlins Group of companies) in that London and the Home Secretary :-
GoWS - Well you just can't send him here minister.
HS - If he is convicted we'll have to send him somewhere.
GoWS - Look minister my prison is full of run of the mill muggers, buggers, rapists, murderers, thieves, terrorists, paedophiles, arsonists and other dregs of society if they are exposed to something as malevolent as the Huhne they won't stand a chance.
HS - Look it will only be for a few weeks, it's not like a government minister perverting the course of justice is a serious matter. It's not as if he were caught sending texts to a few lay-abouts encouraging them to go riot or anything.
GoWS - Couldn't we persuade the cousins to bung him Guantanamo?
HS - Hardly, Obamalamadingdong promised to close Gitmo before he was elected, remember so he's not in a position to help us out. Anyway chances are the Essex plod will loose half the evidence before the trial anyway so you are probably worrying about nothing.
GoWS - Couldn't you just fine him? He's very rich, has six houses, millions of pounds and umpteen business interests. Taking a chunk of that away from him would be a far more appropriate punishment than a few weeks in here. Besides all the cells with balconies and scenic views are full at the moment.
HS - Don't be silly, we can't set a precedent for properly punishing people like us when we get caught. Politicians and our familiars properly accountable under the law, are you mad? A few months out of the public eye then back into a cushy government job and a few directorships here and there. You should know the form by now.
GoWS - Well just so you know, if you send him here chances are I'll have to put him in solitary with the nonces.
HS - I'm sure he'll feel right at home, he is a Lib-Dem you know?
GoWS - Yes Home Secretary.
So there you have it. Anyway thanks again to my friends at Anonymous, shame they wouldn't let me have the tape of the call from the Governor of Holoway in which she apparently goes into the details of how Big Harriet, the prison's queen dyke has issued an open challenge to the Huhne to see how far he can straighten her.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
The Madagascan Fish Ferret

From the BBC's Earth News (Reporting life on Earth), funny I thought that's what ordinary, everyday news did, hey, you live and learn.
"A new species of carnivorous mammal has been discovered in Madagascar."
Excellent, so tell me all about it.
"The mongoose-like creature has been called Durrell's vontsira (Salanoia durrelli) in honour of conservationist Gerald Durrell."
Very nice, I'd have called it the Madagascan fish ferret but each to his own.
"Its marsh habitat is under pressure from invasive species and pollution, and the team thinks it could be one of the world's most threatened mammals."
No details on which invasive species, probably Poles going over there, eating their fish. Oh and of course pollution, just pollution, no specifics. The team "THINKS it COULD be ONE OF the worlds most threatened mammals." Ah well if the team thinks this is the case I'm sure they will want more money to investigate just how threatened it is.
"During the same expedition, the scientists sent one dead specimen to the Natural History Museum in London."
I presume the dead one was the one the lad in the picture is strangling. I mean these things are really rare what are the chances of finding a dead one lying about which hasn't been scoffed bu one of those nasty invasive species.
"We know of only two animals in the wild. It has only been found in the wetlands of [Lake] Alaotra in Madagascar, so it lives in a very small area and is consequently vulnerable to the pressures on this threatened habitat."
Sounds like supposition to me, just because they have only seen two doesn't mean there aren't any more. Maybe they are looking in the wrong place. Maybe the Madagascan fish ferret has the Roual Moat gene and is just very good at hiding. If I was one of these creatures I'd sure as hell hide every time I saw a knobhead researchers who looking to take blood and tissue samples and perhaps strangle me so I could be sent back to London for dissection. Oh, go on then sling in another mention of the "threatened habitat".
"It is classified as Endangered on The IUCN Red List."Oh no not the IUCN RED LIST!!!! I don't know anything about the IUCN but a couple of their featured stories tell me all I ned to know about these idiots.
"New study shows over one fifth of the world’s plants are under threat of extinction"
I have no idea how they worked this out. Nobody really knows how many plants are on the planet so how can they know that one fifth are in danger.
Why is biodiversity in crisis? The escalating extinction crisis shows that........
What extinction crisis, oh of course, that's just a universal phrase which precedes a demand for more funding, pretty much interchangeable with global warming. Again nobody knows how many species are on the planet so this is just more alarmist speculation.
What could have been an interesting story about the discovery of the Madagascan Fish Ferret is used to promote the enviroloon agenda. It's trash, full of waffle, eco-wheenie buzz words and alarmism, some opinion but zero science.
BBC on top form.
Updated coz I forgot the pic