Dear Mrs Hogger.
I understand that you were on one of the ships in the fluffy flotilla of fun and love when those nasty Israeli soldiers stormed the ship and attacked you and the peace activists aboard the ship.
I think it is very brave of a German MP to stand up and tell the world how the Jews should be treated. It is important that as an EU nation Germany steps up to bring leadership to the EU on the Jewish problem.
I understand that your new book "The final solution to the Jewish Question in the Middle East" is to be published soon. I can't wait to get my hands on a copy.
PS. With a name like Hogger you should really be a British MP.