Mr Patrick Shearer, Plod 1 in the Dumfries and Galloway Constabulary has announced that due to forthcoming spending cuts Middle-class Scots will no longer be entitled to a “universal police service”.
I understand that as a result the entire Scottish middle class has decided to move to England. If this is true and they all come here we could be faced with the problem of finding housing for all 16 of them.
The exodus of all 16 members of the Scots middle class would make Scotland the only allegedly non communist country in the world where 100% of the population is employed by government or are completely dependent on benefits.
Yes, Mr Shearer is an ACPO wonk, head of ACPO Scotland in fact so obviously he's not very politicised!!!!!
It is nice of Dumfries and Galloway to join the rest of us who haven't seen a decent police service for at least 13 years.
H/T to the ever watchful Dock Green