The day I have long feared has arrived. I've sent my ever faithful, wrinkled retainer, Old Scrotum* to fetch my service revolver. I will shortly retire to the library with a large scotch and the revolver to do the decent thing.
What has brought me to this end?
Sad to say I am in agreement with Harriett Harman.
Danny Alexander is a ginger rodent.
Ah well nice drop of scotch that, and so, goodbye cruel world.
* Apologies to Vivian Stanshall and Sir Henry