Thursday, August 5, 2010

The Trials of George

So Naomi Campbell, George Taylor and Nelson Mandela were having dinner together.

Naomi gets a sack of blood diamonds, as ya do.

Naomi says they were from Charles Taylor.

Charles Taylor says they weren't.

Naomi says she gave them to Nelsons' charity.

Nelson says she didn't.

So the questions for Inspector Knacker of the yard are:-

Who has the diamonds?

Who got laid?

Who should be on trial?

Is Naomi really as vacuous as she sounds?

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