Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Flossy Rose Dandelion

Sad news for the sprog producing Camerons this evening.

Because the child was born in Cornwall Prince Charles is claiming the baby as his property. He also announced that the baby's name will be changed from Florence Rose Endellion to Duchy Original Kid. Charles has also claimed the placenta which will feature in the filling of a new range of Duchy Original pasties, available exclusively from Waitrose.

Time for bed said Zebedee.

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