The Final Straw (hopefully)

Police in Blackburn have warned parents that a predatory pedophile and serial flasher will be returning to the streets of the town after spending the last 31 years lining his pockets while preying on children and women in that London and the wider UK.

The prolific sex offender who cannot be named for legal reasons has said that despite rumours to the contrary he has no intention of returning to Blackburn because it is up north so it is a depressing place and it is full of funny looking brown people who dress in weird clothes.

Pervert or not?
I think you can tell just by looking at him.