Tomb Raider and the Child Soldiers

She definately belongs in a tomb

I see Lara Croft has been getting a lot of stick in the blogs and other enlightened parts of the net for her support of the Kony 2012 nonsense. Well this blog for one thinks she has a point, or two.

While I have to admit that Kony is probably much less of a threat to the folk of Uganda than the villain currently running that country and certainly less dangerous to those people than a UN backed invasion by the psychobilly septics. She is absolutely right that children should not be used as soldiers. They should be in sweatshops making Tomb Raider merchandise and other tacky crap that helps Lara and her ilk maintain their lavish lifestyle.

Lara is famous for having big tits (well i did say she had a couple of good points) and being attractive. Personally I never found her attractive. Jesus those lips, snog that and chances are you'd loose half your face. I can think of one good use for them but I doubt Lara is the sort of girl to swallow it, unless you paid her enough. I will never understand why having big tits and being attractive qualifies someone to pontificate on world events. So shut your gob and get back in your tomb woman.

All Your Shires Are Belong To US

Over in Washington the Cameroid and the Bamalama have been patting each other on the back and bigging up the "special" relationship between the UK and the good ol' US of A. Meanwhile we see another fine example of what that special relationship means to us in the UK.

As Mr. O'Dwyer points out Copyright Infringement isn't a criminal offence in the UK, it's a civil matter here. Funny how this relationship works, I don't remember our good friends in the US being very helpful when we were trying to extradite IRA terrorists from the US a few years ago. Sometimes it took years sometimes they refused completely.

Still I'm sure the nice, warm, loving people that run the Hollywood studios will be able to sleep a little easier when this evil criminal mastermind is behind bars. After all what is one boys life compared to a little more profit. These Hollywood people are such nice folks and not at all the rapacious thugs that go around bullying people as some folks claim.

While we are over in the USA it's interesting to note that the BBC can find room on it's news page for this story of evil miss-doings (maybe) against a gay person. (I know there is a lord of the rings pun in there somewhere). Strangely they can't find room for this which some would say is a more important story.

Unfortunately for we British it's not only the septics who can have us arrested and extradited anytime they like. Our oh so dear friends in that Europe can do it too. I have to say this looks even scarier than what the yanks are up to. Anna has now added this VERY interesting update here.

Words of Mass Deception

Here we go again. WMDs ready to launch in 45 minutes anyone?

Not giving us a cast iron guarantee on this one Dave?

Just sod off you overprivileged toffee nosed twat, aren't there any more retired police nags that need a good ride out?

You are a proven liar and about as trustworthy as Blair and Brown. Isn't 400 British soldiers dead in Afghanistan enough for you? Your WMDs (words of mass deception) are far more dangerous to Britain than Iran's.

You keep banging on about how skint we are, how can we afford another war? The problem is we don't control our armed forces anymore, Van Rumpeypumpy has more control of our army than you do Dave. Just do one you unspeakable little Quisling

War on terror my arse.

Canadian Government is Scared of Freemen

We in the UK know what a completely corrupt, dishonest and thoroughly rotten part of the MSM the BBC has become. ABC in Australia seems to be pretty much in the same state.

We learn from our Canadian cousins that CBC is also happy to spread lies and indulge in sensationalist scaremongering against anything that upsets their political masters. There are just too many lies and inaccuracies in this piece of crap for me to be bothered to go through them. Watch it if you want a laugh after all it is closer to comedy than it is to the truth.

I guess the Canadian government must be getting really scared of Freemen if they have to have their media minions put out such rubbish. Keep up the good work folks it seems to be working.

The vid has been pulled from YouTube under a copyright request from CBC. Yeah, if I'd made such an apalling piece of shit I'd want to hide it from the world too.

H/T The Escapee and Usuryfree

Schapelle Corby

You Need to Watch this :-

http://www.expendable.tv/

Interesting the way they talk about how the Australian MSM manipulate the public perception by using terms such as "convicted drug smuggler" especially when you then look at the BBC News reports on this woman. I see that in 2006 they refereed to her as "Convicted drug smuggler Schapelle Corby". They then seem to have lost interest in her till 2012 when they had promoted her to "convicted drug trafficker Schapelle Corby.

A search for Hollie Greig on the BBC web site produces no results.

Up Yours Agent Smith

Over at Captain Ranty's there is a post resulting from emails which passed between the Captain and Harbinger. It's a long post but very well worth reading and spreading about. I see Underdog is also drawing attention to this with an excellent post.

It's not easy being awake, both above linked posts make that very clear far more eloquently than I ever could. I often wish I was still asleep, life was so much easier then. Nevertheless, like The Captain, Harbinger, Underdog and so many others I cannot turn back. Not for me the secretive meeting with Agent Smith in the hope of returning to the comfort of not knowing. To be honest it's not a real choice, short of alzheimers once this stuff dawns on you you're kinda stuck with it.

If we sit and do nothing what will we say to our grandchildren when they ask what we were doing while their futures were being sold into slavery?

Donald the Fig Tree

I see that fearless champion of the British Taxpayer John Bercow has come out fighting on our behalf. Mr. Bercow is a politician and a particularly nasty, slimy one at that so we at DRex decided not to take his words at face value and looked deeper. In our never ending struggle to bring you the truth we decided to get the real skinny from one of the fig trees in question. After much persuasion we prevailed on Donald the Fig Tree (DtFT) to give us a brief interview :-

DRex - So Donald Mr Bercow thinks you are a waste of money

DtFT - I kinda resent that, £30,000 for 12 trees works out at only £2,500 each per year. Believe me you stand around here for very long, like us, and you will see so much waste 30 grand is less than a drop in the ocean.

DRex - But £2,500 is a lot of money it's even more than David Cameroon claims on expenses each week for having his face polished.

DtFT - Listen mate those blinds over there, electric they are £2 million they cost. They spent £110,000 on flowers in the last 3 years. You lot subsidise the bars and food for the troughers you call the political elite to the tune of £5.8 million a year. This building was supposed to cost £165 Million but ended up costing £235 million and you are moaning about a few thousand for trees.

DRex - Rubbish if it has been that expensive there would have been an outcry, an enquiry.

DtFT - Course there was and the report was finished in 2000, they just never published it.

DRex - I think you are making this up Donald I have read the BBC News report on what that nice Mr. Bercow is saying and it mentions nothing of this.

DtFT - No Shit Sherlock, you ever hear of a politician being honest?. We are being made scapegoats. Besides rumour has it the MPs wanted rid of us anyway to make room for their new gold plate sedan chairs, can't have them and their hangers on walking about the place like normal people can we?

DRex - Anyway Don me old mate looks like you are gonna be out of here soon. Will you miss the place.

DtFT - Don't be stupid we can't wait to get out of here.There used to be 30 of us. You see that empty space over there? My mate Mike used to be there then one day that Harman thing got too close to him and all his leaves fell off and his trunk drooped. There was no saving him, he's just wood chips on someones herbaceous border now. Similar happened to Georgina, she used to stand over there till one day Ken Clarke brushed against her, she died within hours, the rest went in similar fashion and now there are just 12 of us.

DRex - So it's pretty toxic in here for you trees.

DtFT - Hell yes but there is one good thing about this place, the bullshit. This place is so full of it we never went hungry.