It's All For A Good Cause

OK I give up. The constant barrage of demands from the government to give money to Pakistan to help with the floods has finally worn me down. I'm ready to donate.

Can someone let me know how to send my money to the taliban that are threatening to shoot UN aid workers?

Flossy Rose Dandelion

Sad news for the sprog producing Camerons this evening.

Because the child was born in Cornwall Prince Charles is claiming the baby as his property. He also announced that the baby's name will be changed from Florence Rose Endellion to Duchy Original Kid. Charles has also claimed the placenta which will feature in the filling of a new range of Duchy Original pasties, available exclusively from Waitrose.

Time for bed said Zebedee.

Beware of Lying Bastards Bearing Gifts

So the twunt that is Blair has donated money from his book to the Royal British Legion. What I find so difficult to believe is that some normally sensible bloggers and commenters are taking this at face value and crediting him with some genuine empathy.

Jesus H Christ, I take a couple of weeks away from the net and you lot loose your marbles. We are talking about BLIAR here, remember, the worst prime minister ever, well till Brown took over anyway. The man is mentally and physically incapable of doing anything which does not benefit himself. He is a modern career politician, what more do you need to know for god's sake.

To those that say he is doing it to salve his guilty conscience, I say bwahahahahahahahaha, Bliar, conscience, don't be so bloody naive.

Admittedly I haven't worked out what the benefit is yet but you can bet your bollocks there is one and it will reveal itself before too much longer.

I see the spectre of a proper inquiry into the dodgy death of Dr. Kelly approaching.

Jonah Hearts Parkistarn*

The UN announced today that it has given up trying to raise money for the wet folk in Parkistarn*.

Commenting on the collapse of the UN effort General Secretary Wan-Ki-Ban-Ki Moon said "The appeal was going quite well, we had raised nearly half the money Parkistarn* needs, excluding our commission of course. Then Jonah McBroon spoke in support of our efforts and we knew we were screwed. So we gave up on the fund raising and gave ourselves a pay rise instead"

* Judging by the BBC preferred pronunciation I can only assume that this is now the correct spelling.

Thugs on Film

And this is what you get for not wearing a seat-belt in our brave, new Cleggeron nirvana.

I will hazard a guess that the two vicious bastards in uniform who were suspended over this will have a nice few weeks off on full pay while an investigations decides that criminal charges are unnecessary or not in the public interest or that there is insufficient evidence.

I predict an outcome involving nothing more than words of advice and a statement from the Gwent Stasi which includes some twaddle about lessons being learned.

Original Telegraph article is here

The Final Straw (hopefully)

Police in Blackburn have warned parents that a predatory pedophile and serial flasher will be returning to the streets of the town after spending the last 31 years lining his pockets while preying on children and women in that London and the wider UK.

The prolific sex offender who cannot be named for legal reasons has said that despite rumours to the contrary he has no intention of returning to Blackburn because it is up north so it is a depressing place and it is full of funny looking brown people who dress in weird clothes.

Pervert or not?
I think you can tell just by looking at him.

Deniersaurus-on-the-Land

I'm having a few days off work and I'm busy researching the Freeman movement so blogging will be light to non existent this week.

Anyway here's a couple of old animated gifs I did for a website many moons ago. Although they are of 2006 vintage 2 of them are still very relevant. The last one is purely because Gomez don't like cats.

Update, it seems you need to click on the pic to get them to animate. Probably me doing something wrong.