Swedish men hate their women, Serb men hate their gays.

Swedes should love their jobs more than their Children

Oh deary me, those awful, awful Swedes, only the men obviously.

Sweden has slipped from 1st to 4th in the World Economic Forum's Gender Gap Index. Bastard Vikings, and here's me thinking the Gender GAP Index is some sort of mail order clothes catalogue.

Men are only using about one fifth of their 480 days paternity leave entitlement.
Maybe that is because women are much better at child care than men. Maybe that's because we evolved that way.

"This conflict between employment and childcare stops women from becoming economically independent, and reinforces the notion of men being the principal breadwinners."

It couldn't be that some women believe that providing a stable home and caring for their children properly is far more important than working to fill their home with consumerist crap.

"I would say that equality between the sexes should be the benchmark by which a society is judged as a good or bad place."

If you really believe that is the best benchmark then I would say that you are a retard. You're not though are you? You are just a nasty little totalitarian lefty.

"Or should it allocate parental leave equally between the father and mother and force them to use it?"

Oh so this is nothing to do with individual choice then. Women who value their family more highly than daily 9 to 5 drudge are wrong. Women who believe their children are better off with them than being shoved into Kiddie Kennels every day are wrong, You fascist bint.

I'm surprised that someone so concerned with women's rights had nothing to say about the situation in Malmo. The religion of peace isn't known for it's sexual equality.

Ah well not to worry,
"Every day next week, BBC World Service's The World Today programme will focus on the movement for gender equality. Among the influential women giving their views will be........ and top UK barrister Cherie Blair."

Cherie Blair, what better example of working "motherhood" could their be?

As you can imagine I am thrilled that my telly tax is being used to spread such lefty crap to the whole world.


Serbian crims hate gayers

As we in the UK knows gays are wonderful, why can't the Serbs get with the programme?

"Serbia, still emerging from the darkness of the Yugoslav wars and diplomatic isolation in the 1990s, now seemingly at war with itself."

Er no. There are just a lot of blokes who don't like gayers but without their own BBC to guide them they just don't understand what a great asset to their country a vibrant gay scene can be.

"These groups are extremely right-wing and clearly have a political goal", says Zoran Dragisic, a professor of security studies in Belgrade.

Er no. There are just lots of blokes in Serbia that don't like gayers.

"I am worried that this violence could be very dangerous for Serbia's European ambitions"

Ah, the EU doesn't like countries where there are lots of blokes who don't like gayers.

"They are close to organised crime and are sending a message that they don't want Serbia to join Nato and the EU."

Er, I think they are trying to send the message that they don't like gayers.

"If Serbia becomes a member of the EU, they can't perform their criminal activities in the same way. I am worried that this violence could be very dangerous for Serbia's European ambitions".

BWAhahahahahahahahahaha. Only a low grade moron would think EU membership would do anything but increase the Serbian mafia activity. Mind the Serb crims could probably learn a thing or two from the criminals in Brussels.

Shame In Serbia My Arse.

Translating Vince

It was a moment of truth for the lib-dums. Sadly they didn't so much step up to the plate as leg it out of the stadium and get the eco friendly bus home.

You remember the lib-dums don't you? Remember, the nice sit-on-the fence, be nice to everyone, sniping at the two big parties and telling everyone how they could do much better and everything would be nice and fair and progressive and nobody would have to pay for anything.

For such a bunch of self proclaimed do-gooders they certainly betrayed their starry eyed voters with consummate ease.

So for any lib-dum voters out there who are still unsure about what happened today, allow me to translate old man Cable's speech on university fees into words you can understand.

Over to you Vince;
"We like being in power, it makes us feel important. Doing what David tells us is the only way we can remain in power. We are more than happy to forget our principles and renege on each and every promise we have ever made just to hold onto our little bit of power. So Bugger the students, bugger the voters, bugger principle, bugger everything, Long live the COAGULATION!!!

Lib-dums, scum on stilts.

The Madagascan Fish Ferret

From the BBC's Earth News (Reporting life on Earth), funny I thought that's what ordinary, everyday news did, hey, you live and learn.

"A new species of carnivorous mammal has been discovered in Madagascar."

Excellent, so tell me all about it.

"The mongoose-like creature has been called Durrell's vontsira (Salanoia durrelli) in honour of conservationist Gerald Durrell."

Very nice, I'd have called it the Madagascan fish ferret but each to his own.

"Its marsh habitat is under pressure from invasive species and pollution, and the team thinks it could be one of the world's most threatened mammals."

No details on which invasive species, probably Poles going over there, eating their fish. Oh and of course pollution, just pollution, no specifics. The team "THINKS it COULD be ONE OF the worlds most threatened mammals." Ah well if the team thinks this is the case I'm sure they will want more money to investigate just how threatened it is.

"During the same expedition, the scientists sent one dead specimen to the Natural History Museum in London."

I presume the dead one was the one the lad in the picture is strangling. I mean these things are really rare what are the chances of finding a dead one lying about which hasn't been scoffed bu one of those nasty invasive species.

"We know of only two animals in the wild. It has only been found in the wetlands of [Lake] Alaotra in Madagascar, so it lives in a very small area and is consequently vulnerable to the pressures on this threatened habitat."

Sounds like supposition to me, just because they have only seen two doesn't mean there aren't any more. Maybe they are looking in the wrong place. Maybe the Madagascan fish ferret has the Roual Moat gene and is just very good at hiding. If I was one of these creatures I'd sure as hell hide every time I saw a knobhead researchers who looking to take blood and tissue samples and perhaps strangle me so I could be sent back to London for dissection. Oh, go on then sling in another mention of the "threatened habitat".

"It is classified as Endangered on The IUCN Red List."

Oh no not the IUCN RED LIST!!!! I don't know anything about the IUCN but a couple of their featured stories tell me all I ned to know about these idiots.
"New study shows over one fifth of the world’s plants are under threat of extinction"

I have no idea how they worked this out. Nobody really knows how many plants are on the planet so how can they know that one fifth are in danger.

Why is biodiversity in crisis? The escalating extinction crisis shows that........

What extinction crisis, oh of course, that's just a universal phrase which precedes a demand for more funding, pretty much interchangeable with global warming. Again nobody knows how many species are on the planet so this is just more alarmist speculation.

What could have been an interesting story about the discovery of the Madagascan Fish Ferret is used to promote the enviroloon agenda. It's trash, full of waffle, eco-wheenie buzz words and alarmism, some opinion but zero science.

BBC on top form.

Updated coz I forgot the pic

Death of an aid worker

Aparently the Great Obamases and iDave have spoken about the death of aid worker Linda Norgrove.

In a joint statement, expected to be released later today, they will announce that the death of Miss Norgrove was all the fault of BP.

Utter Nonsense

Mr Andrew Marr on bloggers :-

"A lot of bloggers seem to be socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed, young men sitting in their mother's basements and ranting. They are very angry people.
"OK – the country is full of very angry people. Many of us are angry people at times. Some of us are angry and drunk. But the so-called citizen journalism is the spewings and rantings of very drunk people late at night. "It is fantastic at times but it is not going to replace journalism."

"Most of the blogging is too angry and too abusive. It is vituperative."

Okey Dokey big ears, you are right there are a lot of awful blogs but they aren't the ones your worried about are they? I heard part of your pontification on the radio and the impression I got was that you feel threatened by the what is happening in the blogosphere.

So it seems you feel threatened by us socially inadequate yadda yadda yadda....................angry people. Or could it just be that your description of bloggers is about as perceptive, accurate and truthful as the rest of the crap you spout.

I have insulted one or two people on this blog Andy and I generally try hard not to use foul language. In your case I can only resort to one of the foulest pieces of name calling I know.

You, Sir, are a BBC employee, a beeboid.

Not Very Tall, Bald paul

Too much stupid for one photo.

So, secret little fascist "sir" Paul Slaphead has unveiled his masterplan for saving rogue rozzers from the wrath of the bereived, maimed and abused.

Cunningly the ex-Tesco shelf stacker has included an idea to circumvent employment tribunals. Presumably so that he doesn't have to compensate any Christians/Hindus/Budhists/Jews sacked for wearing symbols of their religion while shoveling compo at the likes of this fine example of police officership.

Finally the folically challenge, potential retifist has decided that all these damned FOI requests are putting too much embarrassing information into the public domain. So he's come up with a wizard money making wheeze to make us pay to see the information our taxes already paid for. A bit like a bank charging you to withdraw your own money.

Presumably when he finds out what the blogs are saying about this he will want obstacles placed in the way of bloggers. Six feet of earth I imagine.

Pomegranate Polecat

This evening I have mainly been drinking :-

Pomegranate Polecats (Deniersaurus mix)*

Ingredients
1.5 measures White Rum
1 measures Tequilla
0.5 measures Amaretto
1.5 measures Pomegranate Juice
1 teaspoon Caster Sugar

Method
Shake and strain into glass three quarters filed with broken ice.

Nutritional Information
I've already drunk it and I don't really care.

* For original mix replace 1 measure Tequilla with 0.5 measures of sweet sherry. I suspect this cocktail may have been invented by someone from the WI