Friday, May 14, 2010
Poster Child
Looks like McDoom has chosen a career in product endorsement to supliment his meager MPs salary now that he has been forcibly ejected from number 10.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Go NOW
As you may have noticed this is not a sweary blog but on some occasions there is no other way to convey the correct sentiment succinctly. So......
Gordon you lost the election, you got your arse kicked. Even before the election you had no mandate. The country has, at last, had it's say and the message is clear. You are not wanted.
So pick up what is left of your moral compass and just fuck off.
Gordon you lost the election, you got your arse kicked. Even before the election you had no mandate. The country has, at last, had it's say and the message is clear. You are not wanted.
So pick up what is left of your moral compass and just fuck off.
If it's good enough for McSnot
Dear Mr Camelot
Myself, my son and my neighbour all bought lottery tickets for last Wednesday night's draw. Unfortunately none of us had sufficient winning numbers to be declared the jackpot winner. However we each had 2 winning numbers. By pooling the numbers on our tickets we have between us all 6 winning numbers.
I have spoken to my son and my neighbour and we have agreed to share our numbers. When can we expect to be declared the winners and receive our winnings?
Yours
Deniersaurus-Rex
Myself, my son and my neighbour all bought lottery tickets for last Wednesday night's draw. Unfortunately none of us had sufficient winning numbers to be declared the jackpot winner. However we each had 2 winning numbers. By pooling the numbers on our tickets we have between us all 6 winning numbers.
I have spoken to my son and my neighbour and we have agreed to share our numbers. When can we expect to be declared the winners and receive our winnings?
Yours
Deniersaurus-Rex
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Gender Blender Agenda??
Thanks to my mole within the BBC I have an advanced copy of the contents an internal BBC email to be sent by Mark Thompson to all BBC staff. Enjoy......
Good morning troops.
I know we are all very disappointed this morning. We did our best to get Gordon re-elected but the public was just too blind to see past his many failings and perceive the promise he held for the future. Even our last best hope, Nick failed to pull in enough votes from the ignorant plebs. Why won't these people just think and do what we tell them?
While we are all crushed by the ridiculous election result we must remember we all have jobs to do. It is only 5 years, at the most, till the next election so we need to start getting the public's "mind right" so we can be sure of a Labour victory next time.
I know last nights result will have affected everyone within the organisation and that some of us will feel the pain more deeply than others. I have had a series of meetings with the HR Director and agreed that for the next 2 months Post Election Depression will be accepted as a legitimate excuse for taking sick leave (paid naturally). I have also arranged for councilors to be available to anyone who feels that they need professional help to get over their disappointment. To reduce our sense of loss to acceptable levels I have arranged for each team within the corporation to have 2 weeks team building in Hawaii. I have also had everyone's cocaine and rent boy allowance increased by 100% for the next 3 months.
While most of you will currently be feeling that there is no point in carrying on I would remind you that there is still some hope. We have global warming, glorification of islam, multiculturalism and our pro gender bender agenda to keep us going.
So come on everyone, take the time you need to mourn then come back, when you are ready, and we can work together to get the only political party worth the name back into power.
Long live Labour
Mark Thompson
Director General.
Good morning troops.
I know we are all very disappointed this morning. We did our best to get Gordon re-elected but the public was just too blind to see past his many failings and perceive the promise he held for the future. Even our last best hope, Nick failed to pull in enough votes from the ignorant plebs. Why won't these people just think and do what we tell them?
While we are all crushed by the ridiculous election result we must remember we all have jobs to do. It is only 5 years, at the most, till the next election so we need to start getting the public's "mind right" so we can be sure of a Labour victory next time.
I know last nights result will have affected everyone within the organisation and that some of us will feel the pain more deeply than others. I have had a series of meetings with the HR Director and agreed that for the next 2 months Post Election Depression will be accepted as a legitimate excuse for taking sick leave (paid naturally). I have also arranged for councilors to be available to anyone who feels that they need professional help to get over their disappointment. To reduce our sense of loss to acceptable levels I have arranged for each team within the corporation to have 2 weeks team building in Hawaii. I have also had everyone's cocaine and rent boy allowance increased by 100% for the next 3 months.
While most of you will currently be feeling that there is no point in carrying on I would remind you that there is still some hope. We have global warming, glorification of islam, multiculturalism and our pro gender bender agenda to keep us going.
So come on everyone, take the time you need to mourn then come back, when you are ready, and we can work together to get the only political party worth the name back into power.
Long live Labour
Mark Thompson
Director General.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Party Time
The parasites at the BBC take £145.50 a year from me and millions of other folk. With all that money they produce completely crappy TV and radio and this.
Hung Parliament hangman, hmmmmm, guess it's the best they can hope for with the snot gobbling bigot heading Labour.
Have a look at the Buzzword Bingo, I think there are a few terms missing here, electoral fraud, trougher and misled parliament spring to mind. I notice they include the term "Victim of the Expenses Scandal" referring to the criminal MPs not allowed to strand this time due to their own greed. The victims of the expenses scandal were the tax paying public. An interesting insight into the BBCs mindset perhaps?
Where is the Lord Pearson mask, where is the Nick Griffin mask? Who the hell would want to wear a Gordon Brown mask?
The BBC can hype this non event of an election as much as they want. It doesn't change the fact that the winners will be just another lot of self obsessed troughers and the TAX PAYING public will be the losers.
Hung Parliament hangman, hmmmmm, guess it's the best they can hope for with the snot gobbling bigot heading Labour.
Have a look at the Buzzword Bingo, I think there are a few terms missing here, electoral fraud, trougher and misled parliament spring to mind. I notice they include the term "Victim of the Expenses Scandal" referring to the criminal MPs not allowed to strand this time due to their own greed. The victims of the expenses scandal were the tax paying public. An interesting insight into the BBCs mindset perhaps?
Where is the Lord Pearson mask, where is the Nick Griffin mask? Who the hell would want to wear a Gordon Brown mask?
The BBC can hype this non event of an election as much as they want. It doesn't change the fact that the winners will be just another lot of self obsessed troughers and the TAX PAYING public will be the losers.
Blind man takes brail bible to Alcatraz then dies
The Book of Eli
I knew NOTHING about this film before sitting down to watch it. The film started off well, post apocalypse landscapes, wanderers wandering, looking to survive. Interesting, let's see where they go with this.
A couple of minutes in it all started to go wrong. First I realised it was Denzel in the lead role, oh dear. The first encounter with other wasteland dwellers and Denzel's super martial arts skills, oh dear, oh dear. After that it was pretty much, ah well, hummmm, errr, ah. Which inevitably lead to a conclusion of "What a load of old crap". Oh and he turns out to be blind which is really silly.
There are a few good bits, seeing Michael Gambon and Frances de la Tour gunned down was nice, pity Dame Judy wasn't there to get it between the eyes too. Also a bit unusual to see the Bible shown in a positive light.
Oh and if I'd "written" the music for this, especially at the beginning of the film I'd be living in dread of a call from Pink Floyd's lawyers.
All in all I would rate this film - Crap.
I knew NOTHING about this film before sitting down to watch it. The film started off well, post apocalypse landscapes, wanderers wandering, looking to survive. Interesting, let's see where they go with this.
A couple of minutes in it all started to go wrong. First I realised it was Denzel in the lead role, oh dear. The first encounter with other wasteland dwellers and Denzel's super martial arts skills, oh dear, oh dear. After that it was pretty much, ah well, hummmm, errr, ah. Which inevitably lead to a conclusion of "What a load of old crap". Oh and he turns out to be blind which is really silly.
There are a few good bits, seeing Michael Gambon and Frances de la Tour gunned down was nice, pity Dame Judy wasn't there to get it between the eyes too. Also a bit unusual to see the Bible shown in a positive light.
Oh and if I'd "written" the music for this, especially at the beginning of the film I'd be living in dread of a call from Pink Floyd's lawyers.
All in all I would rate this film - Crap.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Cigarettes make your curtains smelly
Heath warnings on cigarette packs are a bit crap so here is my take on them
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