Those Wacky Windsors

Harriet Harman - Ignorant or Dishonest

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Former Minister for women, and a woman’s right to crash her car while talking on a mobile, Harriet Harman has always epitomised, for me anyway, everything that is wrong with modern politicians. Out of touch with the nation, dishonest, arrogant, bigoted, totalitarian, self obsessed, money grubbing, completely useless and thoroughly corrupt.

From this article we discover that the lovely Harriet just didn't see any potential problems in allowing new style high stakes slot machines all over the country

From the article :- She said: “If we had known then what we know now we wouldn’t have allowed this, because it’s not just ruining the high street it’s ruining people’s lives.”

Well dear the only people who don't seem to have seen this coming were the scum in Westminster, the bookies who stood to make billions from it and idiots who are addicted to gambling.

If the truth is that you really didn't see what was patently obvious to almost everyone you are unfit to hold any post in government so best you stand down now.

The thing is Harriet isn't actually that ignorant, she and the rest of the 600 and odd elected scrotes knew damn well what would happen and just didn't give a stuff, back handers, party donations and future tax revenue were enough to dowse any tiny spark of decency that may have stayed their hand.

So in this case it isn't Hatties ignorance that is on display here it is her arrogance and complete dishonesty again. Of course dishonesty and fiddling is a family business for Miss Harbottle and the sad excuse of a man she calls her husband. The only surprise here is that Little Miss Misandry hasn't found a way to blame us blokes for this oh so foreseeable problem.

You Didn't Do That

Water Absolute Shower

Dear Anglia Water

I have heard rumours that there might be a ban on the use of hosepipes in my area but in the absense of any formal notification from you or anyone else I am going to assume it does not apply to my property. I hasten to add that the rumours I heard were on the internet and you can't believe anything you read on there can you?

However if you believe my property is affected by the ban I would be grateful if you would let me know on what grounds you believe I should curtail my water usage. Please note, your percieved necessity to hand out large parts of your profits in the form of bonuses and shareholder dividends, rather than investing it in the water infrastructure will not be seen as a valid reason. Likewis, lack of rain is not a valid reason as this would merely points to your own lack of investment in storage capacity and failure to deal with your leakage problems.

Also, should you believe that the hosepipe ban affects my property I would be happy to enter negotiations with you on the size of the discount that I can expect on my water bills to reflect the reduction in the service you are providing. Your company is run for profit just like my local shop. If I go there to buy a large loaf and all they have are small ones I don't get as much bread but I don't have to pay as much. I expect nothing less from a large corporations such as yourselves. Do you see how that works? If you are not going to give me less water I damn well expect to pay less.

I strongly suspect you will not reply in a proper fashion to this letter, if you reply at all. So I give you fair notice that until I am formally notified that the ban applies to my property and am provided with valid reasons (not indicators of your own ineptitude) I will not curtail my water usage. Until we can agree an appropriate reduction in my bills for the duration of the ban I will not curtail my water usage. Until you stop paying out bonuses and shareholder dividends (especially to foreign investors) and bring your infrastructure up to a decent standard I will not curtail my water usage.

Anglia Water Group, "Love Every Drop". I think u mean "Profitise Every Drop" the old state old Water Board did it better, cheaper and without the fatuous motto.

Yours
Deniersaurus-Rex

Fruit Loop

I know this fine example of the political "elite" is a yanky doodle, fruit loop but are ours really any better. Bloody hilarious.



H/T Anonymong

Not Mice

Easy mistake to make, these aren't mice. They are obviously Tesco Value Rats.



Same here, and here and here and here probably.

Jason Russell - Merchant Banker

Didn't you just know that the people behind the Kony 2012 were a bunch of tossers. Well is sure looks like Jason Russell is a complete wanker.

Bwahahahahahahahaha